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10-18-2005, 07:00 AM | #1 |
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LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks. LOVE: When sex is called \"making love\". LUST: When sex is called \"doing it\". MARRIAGE: When you can\'t remember what you used to call it. LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room. LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have. LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE: When you argue about money. LOVE: When you have concern for your partner\'s feelings. LUST: When you have concern for your partner\'s test results. MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what\'s on TV. LOVE: When nobody else matters. LUST: When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don\'t care who knows. LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner. LUST: When you like to see each other naked. MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake. LOVE: When you share everything you own. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything. LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, \"Hi.\" LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to gripe. LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio. LOVE: When your farewell is \"I love you, darling.\" LUST: When your farewell is \"Same time next week?\" MARRIAGE: When your farewell is \"Pick up some toilet paper.\" HOPE YOUR FRIDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] TATER!!! |
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