[truttyMab]

Maybe these are old, oh well.

A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said "Wow, we have a drink named after you".
The grasshopper said "Really? You have a drink called "Bruce""??
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A Priest, a Rabbi and Santa Claus walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "What, is this some sort of a joke?"
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A Baby seal walked into a club.....
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And for you musicians,
A "C, E flat and a G" walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."
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Sorry, I laugh at my own jokes.......