[TorryJens]

Originally posted by reason
D.Abraham,
Yes I posted this humor section because people were getting to serious. But it dosn't seem like its working. Hey, it worked for a while...

Besides, it's not the seriousness per se that's the problem, IMO: it's meanness

...which has returned, it looks like... we'll have to do something about that...

Oh, and by the way: the Bonobos are very friendly, release stress by sexual activity rather than fighting, and are governed by the females. Sounds to me like a good prescription for solution to human problems as well

[tgs]

Originally posted by LevyCohen
As opposed to the Syrian and Jordanian slaughter of them, the kuwaitis kicking them out and the saddam gassing and killings....yes, we would....

not to mention Arafat and his regime... Bravo Levy!
We really need a PR campaign about all the goodwill that has been done over the years. Too many times we hear this BS about the Pales being "the only occupied people in the world today", "brutal Zionists oppressors", etc. Add to that the "refugees" in the 4th generation kept in misery by their Arab brothers on purpose. And some easy believers trust Arab propaganda.

Sorry no humor here.

[Paul Bunyan]

Originally posted by reason
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Use someone else's head.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. Pretty much the same as people.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. And is bracketed by the teeth, which is either karma or empowerment......

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. Mostly it's the zipper injuries.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Are they blonde?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. But they have blowholes which is a distinct advantage.

[LottiFurmann]

Originally posted by elke
You mean, the Bonobos: they are "pigmey Chimps", look a lot more like people than the "regular" Chimpanzees.

Oh, no! As my children would tell you, you got me on my favorite horse: the Great Apes! Now I just won't shut up...
You forgot one..

palestinians are the only people that are taught blowing themselves up along with innocent human beings their own age will get them freedom and heaven..(though Israel is the only country that has ever actually been GOOD to them)