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**phsyalcvqh** · 11-28-2011, 07:49 AM

Most Christians are unaware that there are over 80 other gospels that didn't make the cut for the New Testament....here's their story of the birth of the founder in a nutshell

The birth of Yeshua (Jesus) was in a cave
Joseph was not Mary's husband, but her father
Mary was about age 16 at the time of the birth
Yeshua was the illegitimate son of either a rape by a Roman soldier, or incest
There was no star
The magi were 12 in number, not three.
The magi were Vedic mystics
Joseph of Arimathea was Yeshua's uncle, also a magi (who would provide the funds for Mary to travel to Egypt (Heliopolis) with the infant Yeshua under the protection of magi's)

**WapSaibian** · 11-28-2011, 07:52 AM

You are completely nukkin futs...!!

**AlexClips** · 11-28-2011, 07:56 AM

You are completely nukkin futs...!!

why? Because these sources don't jive with those Sunday school lessons that has propogandize you .....

**gfkasjhfg** · 11-28-2011, 08:00 AM

why? Because these sources don't jive with those Sunday school lessons that has propogandize you .....

Jesus is not happy with you right now Telos...!!

**Erexecike** · 11-28-2011, 08:04 AM

Jesus is not happy with you right now Telos...!!

no worries....he died an old man in Kashmir, anyway

11-28-2011, 07:49 AM	#1
phsyalcvqh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 506 Senior Member	ahhhh, xmas, and the Birth of Jesus.... Most Christians are unaware that there are over 80 other gospels that didn't make the cut for the New Testament....here's their story of the birth of the founder in a nutshell The birth of Yeshua (Jesus) was in a cave Joseph was not Mary's husband, but her father Mary was about age 16 at the time of the birth Yeshua was the illegitimate son of either a rape by a Roman soldier, or incest There was no star The magi were 12 in number, not three. The magi were Vedic mystics Joseph of Arimathea was Yeshua's uncle, also a magi (who would provide the funds for Mary to travel to Egypt (Heliopolis) with the infant Yeshua under the protection of magi's) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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AlexClips Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	You are completely nukkin futs...!! why? Because these sources don't jive with those Sunday school lessons that has propogandize you ..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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gfkasjhfg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	why? Because these sources don't jive with those Sunday school lessons that has propogandize you ..... Jesus is not happy with you right now Telos...!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-28-2011, 08:04 AM	#5
Erexecike Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	Jesus is not happy with you right now Telos...!! no worries....he died an old man in Kashmir, anyway Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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