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**remstaling** · 05-07-2011, 08:55 PM

I don't quite get the rules on boarding and charging, but apart from that it's not too bad.

There's a fine line between the two..

Charging can be best described as

Rule 41 of the NHL rule book dictates that charging "shall mean the actions of a player or goalkeeper who, as a result of distance travelled, shall violently check an opponent in any manner. A 'charge' may be the result of a check into the boards, into the goal frame or in open ice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charging_%28ice_hockey%29

Boarding is as follows

when an offending player violently pushes or checks an opposing player into the boards of the hockey rink. The boarding call is quite often a major penalty due to the likelihood of injury sustained by the player who was boarded, and officials have the discretion to call a game misconduct on the offending player. However, if no injury is sustained, then a minor penalty will be called. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boarding_%28ice_hockey%29

It's hard as they keep adjusting the rules due to the speed of the game.. Hockey is the fastest game in the world played by man without a machine.. Improvements in gear and body mass has caused the league to alter some of these rules..

**remstaling** · 05-07-2011, 08:58 PM

But if she get prego and has a baby with a Canadian male she gets upgraded right away..

Not if she doesn't have the "Go Straight past Igloo Card"

**remstaling** · 05-07-2011, 08:59 PM

Do I have to eat seal carcass, I don't wanna lol

Not the carcass silly.. We ain't that mean.. Just the babies heads..

**Ankeseiband** · 05-07-2011, 09:01 PM

Hahaha awesome, I didn't know all of these procedures!

*...slowly backs away*

**elektikaka** · 05-07-2011, 09:03 PM

Not if she doesn't have the "Go Straight past Igloo Card"

Not the carcass silly.. We ain't that mean.. Just the babies heads..

that makes me want to puke..

Hahaha awesome, I didn't know all of these procedures!
*...slowly backs away*

Aww honey don't worry..

**Txaizdxx** · 05-07-2011, 09:26 PM

It always makes me laugh when people who like novelty sports only popular in one or two countries try and slag off the biggest sport on earth.

We aren't talking about your bedroom activities here Peter.

**Ankeseiband** · 05-07-2011, 09:42 PM

what? lol

**Txaizdxx** · 05-07-2011, 11:20 PM

what? lol

His "novelty sports".

05-07-2011, 08:55 PM	#21
remstaling Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	I don't quite get the rules on boarding and charging, but apart from that it's not too bad. There's a fine line between the two.. Charging can be best described as Rule 41 of the NHL rule book dictates that charging "shall mean the actions of a player or goalkeeper who, as a result of distance travelled, shall violently check an opponent in any manner. A 'charge' may be the result of a check into the boards, into the goal frame or in open ice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charging_%28ice_hockey%29 Boarding is as follows when an offending player violently pushes or checks an opposing player into the boards of the hockey rink. The boarding call is quite often a major penalty due to the likelihood of injury sustained by the player who was boarded, and officials have the discretion to call a game misconduct on the offending player. However, if no injury is sustained, then a minor penalty will be called. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boarding_%28ice_hockey%29 It's hard as they keep adjusting the rules due to the speed of the game.. Hockey is the fastest game in the world played by man without a machine.. Improvements in gear and body mass has caused the league to alter some of these rules.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 08:58 PM	#22
remstaling Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	But if she get prego and has a baby with a Canadian male she gets upgraded right away.. Not if she doesn't have the "Go Straight past Igloo Card" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 08:59 PM	#23
remstaling Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	Do I have to eat seal carcass, I don't wanna lol Not the carcass silly.. We ain't that mean.. Just the babies heads.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ankeseiband Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Hahaha awesome, I didn't know all of these procedures! ...slowly backs away Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 09:03 PM	#25
elektikaka Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 614 Senior Member	Not if she doesn't have the "Go Straight past Igloo Card" Not the carcass silly.. We ain't that mean.. Just the babies heads.. that makes me want to puke.. Hahaha awesome, I didn't know all of these procedures! ...slowly backs away Aww honey don't worry.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 09:26 PM	#26
Txaizdxx Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	It always makes me laugh when people who like novelty sports only popular in one or two countries try and slag off the biggest sport on earth. We aren't talking about your bedroom activities here Peter. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 09:42 PM	#27
Ankeseiband Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	what? lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2011, 11:20 PM	#28
Txaizdxx Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	what? lol His "novelty sports". Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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