[illiniastibly]

You might want to check with the battleaxe bitches who had their off leash dogs at the lake today!! They got a hardcore dose of the Boogieman!

I'm out there with Bronson and here come these 2 fucking mutts off leash. While they are 75 feet away I'm asking them NICELY to please leash their dogs. OH YEAH THE STUPID CUNTS ARE CARRYING THE LEASHES!!! They ignore me and here come the fucking mutts running right up about 5 feet from Bronson. I said LADIES PLEASE LEASH YOUR DOGS! The one old bitch proceeds to tell me "Don't fuck with me" so I said look you stupid cunts, either leash your fucking dogs or I'm gonna kick the fuckers right in the head, and if they get any closer they're going to get what's coming to them from my dog. She then proceeds to tell me this is a "leash free park" and she knows the law. Well it just so happens we're standing 25 feet from a huge sign that says ALL DOGS MUST BE LEASHED! I said, once again you stupid cunts right there's the sign that says dogs must be leashed! So leash your fucking mutts or suffer the consequences. They then promptly marched up the hill and got in their car and left.

FUCK EM!!! So to anybody that bothers to tell me "I bet you wouldn't talk to me that way in person" Think again. If you're a dumbfuck, you're a dumbfuck and you'll get talked to like a dumbfuck if you're affecting me or my dogs. Simple as that.

[Grennios]

LMAO!! I love you boogie you crack me up sounds like a day I had not too long ago! HAHAHA

[Effofqueeno]

Something similar a few walks ago with Mason and just walking down the street.

One loose dog ... another dog jumped a 4 foot fence and joined in ... 2 young dumb and full of cum jocks ... 1 ditzy slut teenage girl (who owned the dogs).

Same language and rhetoric from me about getting your dogs, being on leash and maintaining positive control or I'm going to kick the shit out of your dogs. The girl got up in my face ... the jocks knew better than to fuck with me. The dogs backed away and Mason and I continued on. Stupid slut fuck fools.

I AM different in person as long as you're nice and there is no threat to me or my dogs

[Shinegayboyx]

I got the biggest kick out of the sign.

I live on a cul-de-sac. Right in front of my house has this lil island of grass, a tree, and some flowers someone planted long ago and an in plain sight No Parking sign. Never fails that some twit will park right by the sign to drop their kid off at school. I tell them to move their car as it is a no parking zone and said twit will argue the point. Because, yeah, the sign is right there but I am sure you are correct and parking is totally ok.... I usually start off polite and move on to bad language and threats of violence before they move their cars.

[c6vkuNRg]

That was hilarious

[illiniastibly]

Yeah JB I had 4 little thugs in the wal mart parking lot about 6 months ago get all tough with me about midnight one night. One was a little slut looking bitch with a big mouth. They were walking down the parking lot lane where the cars drive. All 4 spread across the whole lane so nobody could drive by. I get about 4 inches off their ass with my mini van and a couple of the little punks get all loud and tough. I said stfu you dildo's I've had bigger things than you in my eye. One proceeds to warn me not to get out of my van and one of the others decides to start throwing punches. He gets in close enough that I smashed him in the face with a left hook while I'm sitting in my van and knock him clean the fuck out!!!!!! All of a sudden all the mouth stops!!!!!! I promptly asked if they still wanted me to get out of my van LOLOLOLOL. Little tough ass wigger chick wasn't so tough all of a sudden and the other 2 tough asses that were still awake didn't have a word to say! In about 20 seconds mr unconscious wakes up and I promptly asked him if he wanted some more lol. I promptly told them next time some "Old fat fuck" as they put it wanted by in the parking lot I suggest they let them by bwahahahahaha!!! True story I swear!!

[Grennios]

Wigger!!!! I haven't heard that word since the 90's lol Haha don't mess with the Boogieman Van LOL

[Effofqueeno]

I'm a little guy and I have little friends in my pocket but usually the berserk red faced ranting crazy OLD fuck doesn't get messed with

[illiniastibly]

Wigger!!!! I haven't heard that word since the 90's lol Haha don't mess with the Boogieman Van LOL

Oh yeah she had the ghetto voice and all the wigger slang going. You know, cuz that makes you so fucking tough sounding and all lol. There's nothing more pathetic than some white person trying to talk like they're from the hood!

[Grennios]

Oh yeah she had the ghetto voice and all the wigger slang going. You know, cuz that makes you so fucking tough sounding and all lol. There's nothing more pathetic than some white person trying to talk like they're from the hood!

Ok gawd I know it drives me fucking insane!

[illiniastibly]

Yaaaaah right

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I'd be glad to tell you in person. Another non believer.

[Controller]

Well, when you're right, you're right.

Unfortunately, there are some people that you can only interact with if you sink to their level.

I should also add; the presence of the sign...PRICELESS.

[oraltyrap]

Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk..........that's all turds like you do. Just another floater who means nothing, does nothing, and is nothing

haha yes sir

[DfrtYhyu]

.. at least they had the leashes in their hands. I had somebody walk along without a leash. When I asked them to call their dog to leash it, they told me that they didn't bring their leash and that calling the dog wouldn't work, because he doesn't listen.... and this is also in a "leash required" park.
Nobody seems to get the sarcasm, when I tell them: this is why I am NOT walking my dog in an off-leash park.

[Anykeylo]

Man i wish I had that kind of attitude when I need it.

Got charged in my yard this morning with Slayer on leash by an unfixed male. The lady comes running up and gets angry at me, telling me that my dog is mean cause she has her hackles up.
Then she says "Oh..she isn't in heat is she, my labradoodle is not fixed yet he has a breeding still left".

I just looked at her and said "she is fixed..no worries, but this is my yard and she dislikes strange dogs.

[nTDsD0aU]

i can not stand when people act like that. i am happy you gave them the "boogie treatment" maybe next time they go out they will remember it. more people need to speak up.

we have neighbors that walk their golden retreiver like that in the neighborhood they carry a leash but only leash the dog if they see me and Peanut. that dumb dog has attacked a few dogs in the neighborhood but they still won't leash to make it worse the leash they do carry is a flexi so i just don't understand why they don't at least use it.

[Anykeylo]

i can not stand when people act like that. i am happy you gave them the "boogie treatment" maybe next time they go out they will remember it. more people need to speak up.

we have neighbors that walk their golden retreiver like that in the neighborhood they carry a leash but only leash the dog if they see me and Peanut. that dumb dog has attacked a few dogs in the neighborhood but they still won't leash to make it worse the leash they do carry is a flexi so i just don't understand why they don't at least use it.

This has to be the most frustrating thing EVER. I hate Flexi leads. When I worked the boarding kennel, we frequently got HUGE dogs come in..with flexis

[Alexeryy]

Man i wish I had that kind of attitude when I need it.

Got charged in my yard this morning with Slayer on leash by an unfixed male. The lady comes running up and gets angry at me, telling me that my dog is mean cause she has her hackles up.
Then she says "Oh..she isn't in heat is she, my labradoodle is not fixed yet he has a breeding still left".

I just looked at her and said "she is fixed..no worries, but this is my yard and she dislikes strange dogs.

Get a good game bred dog and a gun,people won't want their dogs in your yard after while,lol

[Anykeylo]

Get a good game bred dog and a gun,people won't want their dogs in your yard after while,lol

Hahaha..the dog is a plan for the distant future...but the thought of ME wielding a gun....I am busting up over here. LOL.
I get knives taken away from me in the kitchen

[nTDsD0aU]

This has to be the most frustrating thing EVER. I hate Flexi leads. When I worked the boarding kennel, we frequently got HUGE dogs come in..with flexis

i would rather the dog be on the flexi leash wandering around then off leash so if it wanted to come cross the street at my dog. i promise i will not let that dog get at my dog.