May Niack and me gots some strange relatives
 

Our cousin, Anita Mann, comes over all the time and bitches about men who were mean to her and tries to get us to set her up. Cousin Chlo Midea is a MOOCH. She makes a visit and it's next to impossible to get her to leave. Same thing with our cousin on the other side of the family, Conna Rhea. Then we've got a perv uncle who's always trying to get us to star in porn movies. His name is Ben Dover. Then we've got a very, very cruel misandrist aunt named Tara Dickhoff.

Have I covered everyone, May? We have a lot of wacko relatives.

And when are those BOZOS gonna sign up here?

I know some of you are lurking.....so just register.....Billy doesn't bite.

Then of course there's more weirdos who aren't necessarily related to us. Uncle Ben has an associate he makes porn movies with named Seymour Butts. And who can forget the guy they hired to write the sleazy porn music: Hugh Jazz.

Gramma Read H Earring

I don't get it.

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BANGLES EN TORTE

that's because your not in the family.

My what?