[lidersontop]

Our cousin, Anita Mann, comes over all the time and bitches about men who were mean to her and tries to get us to set her up. Cousin Chlo Midea is a MOOCH. She makes a visit and it's next to impossible to get her to leave. Same thing with our cousin on the other side of the family, Conna Rhea. Then we've got a perv uncle who's always trying to get us to star in porn movies. His name is Ben Dover. Then we've got a very, very cruel misandrist aunt named Tara Dickhoff.

Have I covered everyone, May? We have a lot of wacko relatives.