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Your grandfather doesn't have the stark genetic disadvantage that comes from centuries of inbreeding, HC--or does he? If he does, consult Parliament to discuss his rewards package. In any case, we Americans have no room to talk about this sort of thing, given our own conservative party's history of naming every damn thing in the world after Ronald Reagan. Remember when they renamed Old Faithful "Reagan's Sphincter"?*

*I am uncertain whether this actually happened. If it didn't, it damn well should have, because that would have been awesome.