Quote: Jerry\'s Monologue: What causes homophobia? What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry? I think it\'s because men know that deep down we have weak sales resistance. We\'re constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don\'t fit right. Men think, \"Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store, thinking it\'s a shoe store, and the salesman goes, \'Just hold this guy\'s hand, walk around the store a little bit, see how you feel. No obligation, no pressure, just try it. Would you like to see him in a sandal?\'\"