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**rvadipoldkov** · 02-18-2009, 05:40 AM

HAHAHHA.. very good urban legend that's been reworked again.

the actual true story of how this all got started happened in Okinawa while i was stationed there as an accident investigator, among other job duties. It happened in 1981, and i wish i still had the paperwork, but i didn't know the internet would be invented by al gore in 10 years, so had no clue to keep it. lol.

1. A hubby was taking a shower, when his wife said she'd dropped her wedding ring down the sink, could he get it out. so he wrapped a towel around himself, bent down under the sink and was proceeding to remove the trap. the family's cat came along about that time, seeing his dong dangling, the cat took a swipe at it. The sudden pain cause the guy to jerk up and he banged his head on the sink and knocked himself out. Wife called an ambulance, hubby still unconcious on the floor. EMT's get there, she's telling them what happened while they are loading hubby onto the stretcher. one guy starts laughing so hard , he drops his end of the stretcher (this was before the fancy new ones with wheels and such), and the guy fell off and broke his arm. mind you, he's still unconcious during all this. And that is how that particular urban legend got started. I was there, i wrote up the accident report.

2nd true story that was turned into an urban legend: A guy sat down on the toilet to do his business. Earlier his wife, an okinawan national, poured bleach and ammonia down the toilet to unclog it. her hubby was a smoker, and yep, u guessed it, dropped the cig down the toilet and kaboom.. instant attachment to the seat. took about 6 hours of surgery to remove the seat from his a$$.

and that is the rest of the story.........

02-18-2009, 05:40 AM	#2
rvadipoldkov Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 514 Senior Member	HAHAHHA.. very good urban legend that's been reworked again. the actual true story of how this all got started happened in Okinawa while i was stationed there as an accident investigator, among other job duties. It happened in 1981, and i wish i still had the paperwork, but i didn't know the internet would be invented by al gore in 10 years, so had no clue to keep it. lol. 1. A hubby was taking a shower, when his wife said she'd dropped her wedding ring down the sink, could he get it out. so he wrapped a towel around himself, bent down under the sink and was proceeding to remove the trap. the family's cat came along about that time, seeing his dong dangling, the cat took a swipe at it. The sudden pain cause the guy to jerk up and he banged his head on the sink and knocked himself out. Wife called an ambulance, hubby still unconcious on the floor. EMT's get there, she's telling them what happened while they are loading hubby onto the stretcher. one guy starts laughing so hard , he drops his end of the stretcher (this was before the fancy new ones with wheels and such), and the guy fell off and broke his arm. mind you, he's still unconcious during all this. And that is how that particular urban legend got started. I was there, i wrote up the accident report. 2nd true story that was turned into an urban legend: A guy sat down on the toilet to do his business. Earlier his wife, an okinawan national, poured bleach and ammonia down the toilet to unclog it. her hubby was a smoker, and yep, u guessed it, dropped the cig down the toilet and kaboom.. instant attachment to the seat. took about 6 hours of surgery to remove the seat from his a$$. and that is the rest of the story.........
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