[NowFloabDow]

Never understood hand sanitizer. All of the sudden people are too lazy to simply wash their hands?

Everyone at work slathers it on like it's vitamins. Sheep lotion.

If there's a sink or bathroom nearby, and you're slathering this crap on your hands, you might as well be wearing a "I'm a moron" tshirt in my eyes.

Drinking it...even better.