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Duh, real ones:
Mazda Laputa (Mazda The*****), Nissan Moco (Nissan Snot), Holden/Chevy Nova (No-go), Lada Niva (Doesn't even go), Toyota Prado (Toyota Lawn), Mitsubishi Pajero (If you haven't heard about this one you woke up in the wrong century), and Holden Viva (holden alive ...hmmm)...