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ctrl-alt-del and penny arcade are two staples of my daily browsing. The quality of comics is similar, but the news posts on PA are much funnier. Here's a bit of a semi-recent one:


After yesterday's brutal visit to the dentist, the intense pragmatism of the denture plate stands crisp and full in my mind. Brushing my teeth in the dishwasher each night strikes me as very modern, and I endorse it. Apparently those mouth criminals have decided what's best for my craw is to meter out the pain via a kind of agony payment plan. The hygienist raised her hand at this suggestion, enthusiastically, apparently waiting for the "high five." It was declined. [rofl]