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**BipiewExifese** · 09-10-2007, 09:58 AM

Remember to zombie-proof your home before armagedon. Things I've learned from zombie movies...

1. Zombies don't open doors, so much as they bust through them. If you got the money, install thick steel or titanium doors, otherwise put in the thickest wood doors you can create or find. The metal is good too, in case the zombies cause a fire some how. Can't get burned to death, I'd rather face the zombies.

2. Zombies don't give a f@%k! Our swords are worthless. What good is a kote strike when all they want to do is eat you alive! Please refer to the Dawn of the Dead film, when the one -armed -asain zombie continues to run full speed at the survivors while being shot. Stock pile guns! Lots of guns. More importantly, lots of bulletts. Know where your local pawn shop is. As soon as the zombie thing goes down, clean that pawn shop out! By the way, its not stealing, this is the end of the world people, you've got to fight for your right to party!

3. Food and water. Get a ton of it. Stuff that requires no cooking, and doesn't spoil. What? You thought your stove was going to work? Who's at the power station? Zombies, thats who. They're terrible workers.

4. Windows. Here's the problem. You need windows to shoot zombies, but zombies will eventually get through them. Once again, either invest in the metal, or resort to wood, but shut those windows up, and don't forget to make areas to blast out of! Make sure your gun openings are able to be sealed shut as well.

5. Screw your neighborhood rules. You've got to put up a concrete wall at least 8 feet tall, around your entire property. Don't forget to have concrete gaurd towers in every corner as well. The zombies will have a hard enough time getting past the wall, but even less of a chance when your blowin' their brains out before they can get to it.

6. Gather friends and family. There is strength in numbers. Make sure they bring some more food. Oh yeh, and more guns. Who's gonna man those gaurd towers early in the morning when you're sleeping? Friends...and family.

7. Generator. Do I really need to explain this one? How are you gonna play ps3 or X box 360 with no power at all?

09-10-2007, 09:58 AM	#2
BipiewExifese Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 378 Senior Member	Remember to zombie-proof your home before armagedon. Things I've learned from zombie movies... 1. Zombies don't open doors, so much as they bust through them. If you got the money, install thick steel or titanium doors, otherwise put in the thickest wood doors you can create or find. The metal is good too, in case the zombies cause a fire some how. Can't get burned to death, I'd rather face the zombies. 2. Zombies don't give a f@%k! Our swords are worthless. What good is a kote strike when all they want to do is eat you alive! Please refer to the Dawn of the Dead film, when the one -armed -asain zombie continues to run full speed at the survivors while being shot. Stock pile guns! Lots of guns. More importantly, lots of bulletts. Know where your local pawn shop is. As soon as the zombie thing goes down, clean that pawn shop out! By the way, its not stealing, this is the end of the world people, you've got to fight for your right to party! 3. Food and water. Get a ton of it. Stuff that requires no cooking, and doesn't spoil. What? You thought your stove was going to work? Who's at the power station? Zombies, thats who. They're terrible workers. 4. Windows. Here's the problem. You need windows to shoot zombies, but zombies will eventually get through them. Once again, either invest in the metal, or resort to wood, but shut those windows up, and don't forget to make areas to blast out of! Make sure your gun openings are able to be sealed shut as well. 5. Screw your neighborhood rules. You've got to put up a concrete wall at least 8 feet tall, around your entire property. Don't forget to have concrete gaurd towers in every corner as well. The zombies will have a hard enough time getting past the wall, but even less of a chance when your blowin' their brains out before they can get to it. 6. Gather friends and family. There is strength in numbers. Make sure they bring some more food. Oh yeh, and more guns. Who's gonna man those gaurd towers early in the morning when you're sleeping? Friends...and family. 7. Generator. Do I really need to explain this one? How are you gonna play ps3 or X box 360 with no power at all?
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