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**Erawise** · 09-10-2007, 04:56 PM

Oh yeh, more zombie rules...

8. Don't leave your house(except for pawn shop trip). In every zombie flic, someone gets the bright idea to go somewhere...for something. This is when things go bad. If your cat "Sir Sniggles" escapes, and runs down the street, even into the neighbors' yard, he's on his own.

9. Don't let anyone in! It happens every time. Somebody needs your help. They show up scared. You feel bad. Oh well, don't let that mutha in! He's got zombie germs. Your just gonna end up blowin' his head off, or he's gonna eat yours, or bite someone you like. No. Go away. Give him an extra gun, and a bottled water, and send 'em on their way.

10. Pimp my ride...zombie style. MTV gives kids blenders in their dash, and HD televisions that drop from the ceiling. What you need is bars over windows, and more guns! Don't forget to stock up on gas , oil, and extra tires. Oh, and some good music. Don't worry, your favorite group isn't coming out with anything new, so enjoy their last CD while you can. The only time you'll use the car is for previously mentioned pawn shop trip. The extra stuff for the car is "in case". There won't be an "in case" if you went ahead and got started on that concrete wall.

09-10-2007, 04:56 PM	#8
Erawise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Oh yeh, more zombie rules... 8. Don't leave your house(except for pawn shop trip). In every zombie flic, someone gets the bright idea to go somewhere...for something. This is when things go bad. If your cat "Sir Sniggles" escapes, and runs down the street, even into the neighbors' yard, he's on his own. 9. Don't let anyone in! It happens every time. Somebody needs your help. They show up scared. You feel bad. Oh well, don't let that mutha in! He's got zombie germs. Your just gonna end up blowin' his head off, or he's gonna eat yours, or bite someone you like. No. Go away. Give him an extra gun, and a bottled water, and send 'em on their way. 10. Pimp my ride...zombie style. MTV gives kids blenders in their dash, and HD televisions that drop from the ceiling. What you need is bars over windows, and more guns! Don't forget to stock up on gas , oil, and extra tires. Oh, and some good music. Don't worry, your favorite group isn't coming out with anything new, so enjoy their last CD while you can. The only time you'll use the car is for previously mentioned pawn shop trip. The extra stuff for the car is "in case". There won't be an "in case" if you went ahead and got started on that concrete wall.
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