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**evammaUselp** · 12-03-2008, 07:15 AM

Hauoli la Hanau!

Here's hoping you clear that darn loogie from your throat.

Wishing you a wonderful happy birthday. Dont party too hard. You WILL STILL FEEL IT in the morning. Unfortunately your not invincible just yet. Maybe next year.

As a representative of the vintage set, I must point out that as your body ages, it thusly does also harden to more of a diamond-like substance, which renders one rather impervious to blunt objects, bullets, young people's music, and most importantly, verbal assaults from a nagging wife.

We also consume water and convert it to alcohol when we sweat, (You didn't think that it came from fermentation barrels did you? -I'll leave the shocking truth of beer-milking farms alone for now.) ~as well we are most efficient in that the hair from our heads gradually migrates to our ears and nostrils to conserve body heat.

The best part of all, is that we will live long enough to harvest the organs of the young on the black market.

I raise my glass to thee, Sir Chikodan, and offer a sly wink of knowing that you are now mature and cute enough as to appear safe to the young ladies, thereby of course slipping entirely beneath their normally attentive defenses against the wolves.

Happy Birt-day!
Look on the bright side.
Only 40 more years until you keel over.

12-03-2008, 07:15 AM	#7
evammaUselp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	Hauoli la Hanau! Here's hoping you clear that darn loogie from your throat. Wishing you a wonderful happy birthday. Dont party too hard. You WILL STILL FEEL IT in the morning. Unfortunately your not invincible just yet. Maybe next year. As a representative of the vintage set, I must point out that as your body ages, it thusly does also harden to more of a diamond-like substance, which renders one rather impervious to blunt objects, bullets, young people's music, and most importantly, verbal assaults from a nagging wife. We also consume water and convert it to alcohol when we sweat, (You didn't think that it came from fermentation barrels did you? -I'll leave the shocking truth of beer-milking farms alone for now.) ~as well we are most efficient in that the hair from our heads gradually migrates to our ears and nostrils to conserve body heat. The best part of all, is that we will live long enough to harvest the organs of the young on the black market. I raise my glass to thee, Sir Chikodan, and offer a sly wink of knowing that you are now mature and cute enough as to appear safe to the young ladies, thereby of course slipping entirely beneath their normally attentive defenses against the wolves. Happy Birt-day! Look on the bright side. Only 40 more years until you keel over.
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