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**chelviweeme** · 08-09-2010, 01:30 AM

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I am writing on the behalf of [grandiose organization name] and its founder, [title, probably fake][name, nondescript][moar titles, Asian, used wrong], who was so disrespectfully mentioned in this thread. I have the responsibility to check all over the internet for improper mentions of His/Her name, and because you are very disrespectful and I don't have a sense of humour or a properly developed grasp on reality, I'm going to write a very long post explaining why [title][name][moar titles] is teh awesome and deserves Ultimate Respect.
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This person has done a great service to the martial arts world and His/Her community, with over [inflated number] years of [long chain of adjectives] practice! After travelling through [a whole continent], He/She attained illumination and decided to abandon the empty and not-realistic-enough world of normal, serious martial arts with all their kata nonsense. He/She knows what realistic is because of [random number] years serving in the [random armed forces/law enforcement/ boy/girl scouts], so He/She can kick some serious ass and is a tr00 patriot!
[Comment on how practitioners of Kendo/Iaido should know what respect is and act more like Asians]
There's nothing wrong in making up your own martial art and posing in silly "kamae" for pictures, [long list of random examples including, but not limited to, Jigoro Kano, Morihei Ueshiba, Bruce Lee, Jesus Christ] did the same and nobody is complaining, because that would be disrespect and teh Asians are all about respect and stuff. [Title][name][moar titles] studied [boringly large enumeration of martial arts] for [10-50] years and because He/She is such a talented genius He/She just brushed off all the crap they usually have and grouped the good kick-ass stuff together to create [fake Asian-sounding name/dumb acronym]. By the way, [title][name][moar titles] teaches a lot of respect in [fake Asian-sounding name/dumb acronym].
[More blabber on how disrespectful this forum is]
[Threat of legal action]
[A small treatise on respect, referred to as an old Asian saying/adage/story, most likely involving an old man and a young man or animals]
[A very polite closing]
[A catchy forum name]
[Administrative position in [grandiose organization name], possibly made up]

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08-09-2010, 01:30 AM	#7
chelviweeme Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	[A catchy forum name] [join date: aug 2010] [posts: 0] I am writing on the behalf of [grandiose organization name] and its founder, [title, probably fake][name, nondescript][moar titles, Asian, used wrong], who was so disrespectfully mentioned in this thread. I have the responsibility to check all over the internet for improper mentions of His/Her name, and because you are very disrespectful and I don't have a sense of humour or a properly developed grasp on reality, I'm going to write a very long post explaining why [title][name][moar titles] is teh awesome and deserves Ultimate Respect. [no paragraphs or reasonable punctuation] This person has done a great service to the martial arts world and His/Her community, with over [inflated number] years of [long chain of adjectives] practice! After travelling through [a whole continent], He/She attained illumination and decided to abandon the empty and not-realistic-enough world of normal, serious martial arts with all their kata nonsense. He/She knows what realistic is because of [random number] years serving in the [random armed forces/law enforcement/ boy/girl scouts], so He/She can kick some serious ass and is a tr00 patriot! [Comment on how practitioners of Kendo/Iaido should know what respect is and act more like Asians] There's nothing wrong in making up your own martial art and posing in silly "kamae" for pictures, [long list of random examples including, but not limited to, Jigoro Kano, Morihei Ueshiba, Bruce Lee, Jesus Christ] did the same and nobody is complaining, because that would be disrespect and teh Asians are all about respect and stuff. [Title][name][moar titles] studied [boringly large enumeration of martial arts] for [10-50] years and because He/She is such a talented genius He/She just brushed off all the crap they usually have and grouped the good kick-ass stuff together to create [fake Asian-sounding name/dumb acronym]. By the way, [title][name][moar titles] teaches a lot of respect in [fake Asian-sounding name/dumb acronym]. [More blabber on how disrespectful this forum is] [Threat of legal action] [A small treatise on respect, referred to as an old Asian saying/adage/story, most likely involving an old man and a young man or animals] [A very polite closing] [A catchy forum name] [Administrative position in [grandiose organization name], possibly made up] ---------------- [forum signature with the words true, apprentice, wisdom and warrior]
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