[mashabox]

Yes Buddhism is lame and too quiet, but maybe you should pick on someone your own size. It is a LITTLE KNOWN FACT that Bill Gates was in the boy scouts and did drugs before Steve Ballmer set him straight. And Alberto Gonzales has nothing on Gates, the perjurer extraordinaire who probably lies himself to sleep every night:

Early rounds of his deposition show him offering obfuscatory answers and saying 'I don't recall' so many times that even the presiding judge had to chuckle. Worse, many of the technology chief's denials and pleas of ignorance were directly refuted by prosecutors with snippets of e-mail Gates both sent and received.[31] Get out of bed and go to work, I have ended your dreams