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Originally posted by Wiglaf
So, I need relationship advice. I am starting to score women on a weighted scale: 25% looks (average subjective score out of 10, with me and my three best friends voting), 25% brains (I take their most recent reported standardized test, find the percentile score, and then multiply it by 25%), 20% their percentile net worth (scored similarly to the standardized test), and 20% physical fitness (I run with prospective girlfriends and clock it -- a 6 minute mile is a 20, a 7 minute is an 18, etc).

I have three girls I am interested in dating - one scoring a 81, one scoring an 72, and another scoring a 64. I am considering the margin of error in my calculation to be plus or minus 9%, though this is entirely arbitrary and is just a way for me to consider Girl #2 since I think she might be more into me than Girl #1. Something about the way she eats pasta is disgusting though, and I might need to show my friends just how much sauce she uses so as to impact the subjective score average. Kraft cheese? What is this, 5th grade? Get off your ass and cook, *****.

Anyone done anything like this? I feel good knowing that the girls I will hang out with from now on will be objectively good catches, not just "I think I like her but ehh maybe it's just a fling" bullshit. Garibaldi, Point of no Return. I know my B5's.

Edit: Damn, DanSed, I believe is the term.