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Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn’t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.
Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn’t sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sunday’s game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.
“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”
When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder’s standup routine didn’t miss a beat.
“He’s from London?” Crowder said. “I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because — I don’t want to say he didn’t look the part because that’s a stereotype — but he didn’t look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.”

[BeksTeene]

“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”


That's awesome.

[Kotyara]

“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”


That's awesome.

yeah, that was funny.

[ChyFDjfed]

I can't understand cockney.

[Rounteetepehryn]

Could this guy have possibly sounded any more ignorant? Can he even point out where his hometown is on a map? Has he heard of his hometown? Can he point out the United States on a map?

[Clolmemaexata]

Could this guy have possibly sounded any more ignorant? Can he even point out where his hometown is on a map? Has he heard of his hometown? Can he point out the United States on a map?

Could this guy have been joking?


Crowder’s standup routine didn’t miss a beat.

[Tyncneiff]

Could this guy have possibly sounded any more ignorant? Can he even point out where his hometown is on a map? Has he heard of his hometown? Can he point out the United States on a map?

It looks like a penis, so yes.

[gMUVgw71]

Although, I'd love to think that a guy coming out of UF actually thought these things. It would give me a warm feeling way down in the cockles of my heart. Maybe in the sub-cockle area.

[Encannavalf]

It looks like a penis, so yes.

You watch the Daily Show?

Awhile back, they had a bit on there about naming states by the way they looked.

Florida was "flaccid penis with tiny balls"

[Argurnenoni]

You watch the Daily Show?

Awhile back, they had a bit on there about naming states by the way they looked.

Florida was "flaccid penis with tiny balls"

Dont watch.

But since he's from the U and plays for the fins, I figured he remembered that part from geology class.

[KlaraNovikoffaZ]

Dont watch.

But since he's from the U and plays for the fins, I figured he remembered that part from geology class.

Crowder's from UF, isn't he?

[Anykeylo]

Crowder's from UF, isn't he?

Could be, I didnt take geology.

[mudozvonf]

Although, I'd love to think that a guy coming out of UF actually thought these things. It would give me a warm feeling way down in the cockles of my heart. Maybe in the sub-cockle area.

maybe even in the colon.

[tipokot]

Don't forget: these guys are college graduates. Yes, they've culminated from a four year university. What does that say about the level of education in this country (which I can find on a map)?

[WaydayNef]

Don't forget: these guys are college graduates. Yes, they've culminated from a four year university. What does that say about the level of education in this country (which I can find on a map)?

That people who attend college are funnier than those that don't?

[Searmoreibe]

Don't forget: these guys are college graduates. Yes, they've culminated from a four year university. What does that say about the level of education in this country (which I can find on a map)?

Actually, I'd guess that most of them are NOT graduates. Merely 'attendees'.

[Nppracph]

Could be, I didnt take geology.

thats funny shit there

[EmpaccalGah]

So either he's Dexter Manley or Dave Chappelle.

I thought it was funny.

I'm not going to say that noone can be that dumb, b/c obviously there are some stupid people in this world.

The fact that he went to college doesn't mean shit.

Leinart took ballroom dancing for a class (yes, I know he actually graduated early).