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You've visited the site , you've got the T-Shirt ....now read the book!!!!!!


Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

Editorial Reviews
Book Description
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you, Robert Hamburger




and here are some reviews of the book!!!!


63 of 92 people found the following review helpful:
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/.../stars-5-0.gif Masaki Hatsumi loves Real Ultimate Power, June 26, 2004
Reviewer:nico_laos "nico" (Earth) - See all my reviewsAnyone who knows anything about ninjas knows that ninjas are totally sweet. And by sweet I mean awesome. Their sole purpose in life is to flip out and kill people. Once I saw this guy just standing around, he suddenly lit up a ciggarette.....then out of nowhere, this totally sweet ninja appeared and flipped out on the guy. He chopped his face up with some sort of awesome ninja weapon (I couldn't see what it was because he was so fast). Then, he pulled out his guitar and wailed to the screams of terrified onlookers. When the cops showed up, the ninja rode away on hippo, 'cause everyone knows that ninjas and hippos are blood brothers. Everyone should buy this book because it's so sweet. And by sweet I mean totally rad. After reading this masterpiece, I totally flipped out and punched this guy in the face. He got all irratated with me and threatened to call the cops (wuss). But he had another thing coming, 'cause after reading Real Ultimate Power, I had become a full fledged ninja. You too can become a ninja, just pay close attention to this book and you'll be flipping out in no time.

Absolutely terrifying when you think about it ........ http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/puzzled.gif

cheers Michael

Some betails I got from a site selling the book.

"Here are some Ninja facts from the book – tidbits, if you will, to whet your appetite:

• Ninjas are mammals.
• Ninjas fight ALL the time.
• The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people.
• Ninjas fly all the time…not like birds, but more like hovercrafts….
• In the olden days, ninjas would develop their strength by wrestling with dogs, playing video games, and just plain hanging out. Fortunately, not much has changed."

It must be hilarious I love the fact that Amaz0ne suggest:
"The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead (Paperback)'' to go with it.

I own this book... It's awesome.

Many LOL moments.

Two questions for you. First, What on God's green Earth are you on, and Second, Where can I get some?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif and http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/ermm.gif

A THIRD question: Where can I get a copy of this book? Judging by the reviews, it must be pretty good.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/cheeky.gif

got to the kids website http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm


if the kid didnt sound like he was high on crack 99% of the time it would be even funnier

To Ipp-on Ipp-off - What the fuck is up with your signature?

I eat pig, I drink wine, I do Kendo so call me a Pagan!-

I'm Pagan. Please, let me know what religion you are so I can fuck with you a little!

Ha ha, I'm still pissed, but for everyone else, I just wanted to point out the book looks awesome. I paged through it in the store, it really is great. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

I'm sorry everbody, I'd had an extremely bad day, week, what ever the hell this has been. I was about ready to exploade at anybody.

So who are you? The spanish inquisition?
Tell me your religion and I'll make you want to be a pagan too.

Joehannah if you ask nicely i'll consider changing it to:

"I'm hairy, I grunt so call me Wooki"

No offense to all the wookies on this forum.

I don't eat pig, I eat pork, especially pork-chop is yum yum

No I'm sorry, I have no right to tell you your siggy should be changed. My sister was just admitted to the hospital yesterday and might not make Christmas. that's ontop of a thousand other things, I got on the forum to get my mind off it all and I saw that and it put me over the edge.

I really do consider myself mostly Pagan, but that post basically went against what the religion means to me, so say whatever you want, it's your buisiness.

I hope you don't hold a really bad day against me, have a good one.

My prayer with your sister Joe.

No harm done.
Have strength and hope.

ps. I thougth that being a pagan is someone who has no religion. I'm confused by your reply.

pagan [pa·gan || 'peɪgən] adj. heathen; of or pertaining to pagans or paganism; hedonistic

n. heathen; one who is not a follower of one of the three main religions (i.e. Christianity, Islam, Judaism); believer in polytheism

no, someone without a religion (or doesnt beleive in god) is athiest, there are pagan religions u know...

O_O....wow.....just....wow....."Real Ultimate Power: The Book"....wow. My faith in humanity just dropped, again. I thought that site was a joke...guess not. Guess we know who go dropped on the head a few times when they were a kid.

btw: pagan religion=worship of nature? Right? Just curious...sorry if thats wrong, too.

I think its a joke. The kid just wants to take the joke as far as he can. Still, you have to admit that even for its maturity, that site is great!http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif