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**thargeagsaf** · 06-22-2010, 03:45 AM

THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history.

Oh HELL no. I reject this post.

**mtautomoscow** · 06-22-2010, 03:58 AM

THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history.

INT. UNDERHENGE, NIGHT.

THE ALLIANCE stands in front of THE PADDYDORICA as BONO looks out from within, bound to a chair.

BONO
You lot. Working together. An alliance. How is that possible?

DALEK SINEAD
The cracks in the skin of the universe.

COMMANDER MACGOWAN
All of reality is threatened!

CYBER-ROISIN
All universes will be deleted!

BONO
And you've come to me for help?

COMMANDER MACGOWAN
No! We will save the universe...from you!

BONO
From me?

CYBER-ROISIN
All projections correlate, all evidence concurs - Bono will destroy the universe. The Paddydorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the alliance.

DALEK SINEAD
A scenario was devised from re-runs of Live Aid.

COMMANDER MACGOWAN
A trap Bono could not resist!

DALEK SINEAD
The cracks in time are the work of Bono - it is confirmed! You will be prevented! Also, fuck the Space Pope!

BONO
No, please! Total event collapse! Every Irish LP will melt at every moment in history! The whole music scene will never have existed! Please, listen to me - Africa is starving right now and I'm the only one who can help it!

THE ALLIANCE seal the PADDYDORICA as BONO pleads to them, the last sliver of light from within disappearing as the box snaps shut.

CUT TO --

INT. U2'S RECORDING STUDIO

Mixing desks shoot sparks in all directions as the sound booth goes up in flames. THE CRACK appears on a monitor and a SINISTER VOICE is heard.

MIDGE URE (o.s.)
Silence will fall! Silence will fall!

THE EDGE looks despondently on as the recording studio is destroyed around him.

THE EDGE
I'm sorry, my love.

TO BE CUNTINUED

**LesLattis** · 06-22-2010, 04:02 AM

We can all go back to @forumz now. We will never get better than this.

**sjdflghd** · 06-22-2010, 04:06 AM

DALEK SINEAD
Also, fuck the Space Pope!

**LesLattis** · 06-22-2010, 04:08 AM

**sjdflghd** · 06-22-2010, 04:09 AM

**Immusaatmonna** · 06-22-2010, 04:41 AM

But is Bono jewish? IDK.

ETA: Oh my, JohnEdward have their own twitter account, through which they dispense "#jedhug"s to their fans. Go on Pete, you know you want to.

**errolespopume** · 06-22-2010, 05:09 AM

Is Sinead still recording? If so there is hope left for talent in Ireland. Otherwise, sacrificing U2 for the good of Ireland...I could back that.

**Quick$bux** · 06-22-2010, 05:15 AM

I'm pretty sure it was divided up between U2 and Roisin Murphy. But U2 got most of it....

Sweet Jesus. U2 haven't been talented since The Joshua Tree. (Achtung Baby sorta had some moments, but Bono was quite too big for his britches by then.)

**mtautomoscow** · 06-22-2010, 05:20 AM

Does Kevin Shields count?

Also:

**autolubitelone** · 06-22-2010, 07:40 AM

They're Irish! Ireland has been on a roll this year, brimming with talent. Imagine a duet with Crystal Swing.

That would be AMAZING.

Possibly the best worst thing ever.

Or if Jedward sang with the Cheeky Girls.

I'm pretty sure it was divided up between U2 and Roisin Murphy. But U2 got most of it....

*ahem*bullshit*ahem*

Is Sinead still recording? If so there is hope left for talent in Ireland. Otherwise, sacrificing U2 for the good of Ireland...I could back that.

*ahem*alsobullshit*ahem*

Sheesh. Go listen to some decent Irish music and come back when you know what you're talking about.

kthnx.

(although, I love Sinéad dearly, mental and all.)

**Quick$bux** · 06-22-2010, 07:44 AM

Possibly the best worst thing ever.

Or if Jedward sang with the Cheeky Girls.

The world could never be so lucky.

**pharmablogger** · 06-22-2010, 11:19 AM

ya'll are forgetting this BAMF

He also has his own statue. Does Bono have his own statue? I think not. (He doesn't, I actually checked)

**astefecyAvevy** · 06-22-2010, 12:10 PM

Everything after Joshua Tree fucking sucks. But Joshua Tree is a pretty timeless album. That's the U2, I like. Pretty much from their earlier work like War to Joshua Tree. And I do like the Pogues.

SisterE

**NewYorkDoctorD** · 06-22-2010, 05:44 PM

Everything after Joshua Tree fucking sucks.

NO

**Quick$bux** · 06-23-2010, 05:03 AM

Well, I like Achtung Baby okay, but like I said before, that felt to me like the point when Bono started to get insufferable. Which negated any interest I had in listening to U2 after that point.

**autolubitelone** · 08-13-2010, 08:49 PM

Breaking news. Topless Jedward. Prepare for the twincest porn in 5...4...3...

**mtautomoscow** · 08-13-2010, 09:03 PM

Has anyone heard the album? These B&W 'chavvy boudoir photography' sets are really jarring with the album's whole '90s manufactured pop aesthetic. Such is the multi-faceted world of PLANET JEDWARD. Like they're combining their Erotica period with their Hard Candy period. Art.

**autolubitelone** · 08-13-2010, 09:10 PM

That's obviously just showing off how versatile they are as artists, and how we shouldn't try and pidgeonhole them as just twincestpop shouty wonders. I can't wait for Jedward Unplugged where they duet with Sting, Charlotte Martin and Enya.

**Immusaatmonna** · 08-13-2010, 09:13 PM

Has anyone heard the album? These B&W 'chavvy boudoir photography' sets are really jarring with the album's whole '90s manufactured pop aesthetic. Such is the multi-faceted world of PLANET JEDWARD. Like they're combining their Erotica period with their Hard Candy period. Art.

I like to think there was a project tone meeting where issues such as this were hammered out.

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06-22-2010, 03:58 AM	#22
mtautomoscow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history. INT. UNDERHENGE, NIGHT. THE ALLIANCE stands in front of THE PADDYDORICA as BONO looks out from within, bound to a chair. BONO You lot. Working together. An alliance. How is that possible? DALEK SINEAD The cracks in the skin of the universe. COMMANDER MACGOWAN All of reality is threatened! CYBER-ROISIN All universes will be deleted! BONO And you've come to me for help? COMMANDER MACGOWAN No! We will save the universe...from you! BONO From me? CYBER-ROISIN All projections correlate, all evidence concurs - Bono will destroy the universe. The Paddydorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the alliance. DALEK SINEAD A scenario was devised from re-runs of Live Aid. COMMANDER MACGOWAN A trap Bono could not resist! DALEK SINEAD The cracks in time are the work of Bono - it is confirmed! You will be prevented! Also, fuck the Space Pope! BONO No, please! Total event collapse! Every Irish LP will melt at every moment in history! The whole music scene will never have existed! Please, listen to me - Africa is starving right now and I'm the only one who can help it! THE ALLIANCE seal the PADDYDORICA as BONO pleads to them, the last sliver of light from within disappearing as the box snaps shut. CUT TO -- INT. U2'S RECORDING STUDIO Mixing desks shoot sparks in all directions as the sound booth goes up in flames. THE CRACK appears on a monitor and a SINISTER VOICE is heard. MIDGE URE (o.s.) Silence will fall! Silence will fall! THE EDGE looks despondently on as the recording studio is destroyed around him. THE EDGE I'm sorry, my love. TO BE CUNTINUED Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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errolespopume Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	Is Sinead still recording? If so there is hope left for talent in Ireland. Otherwise, sacrificing U2 for the good of Ireland...I could back that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-22-2010, 05:15 AM	#29
Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	I'm pretty sure it was divided up between U2 and Roisin Murphy. But U2 got most of it.... Sweet Jesus. U2 haven't been talented since The Joshua Tree. (Achtung Baby sorta had some moments, but Bono was quite too big for his britches by then.) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mtautomoscow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	Does Kevin Shields count? Also: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-22-2010, 07:40 AM	#31
autolubitelone Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	They're Irish! Ireland has been on a roll this year, brimming with talent. Imagine a duet with Crystal Swing. That would be AMAZING. Possibly the best worst thing ever. Or if Jedward sang with the Cheeky Girls. I'm pretty sure it was divided up between U2 and Roisin Murphy. But U2 got most of it.... ahembullshitahem Is Sinead still recording? If so there is hope left for talent in Ireland. Otherwise, sacrificing U2 for the good of Ireland...I could back that. ahemalsobullshitahem Sheesh. Go listen to some decent Irish music and come back when you know what you're talking about. kthnx. (although, I love Sinéad dearly, mental and all.) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Possibly the best worst thing ever. Or if Jedward sang with the Cheeky Girls. The world could never be so lucky. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-22-2010, 11:19 AM	#33
pharmablogger Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	ya'll are forgetting this BAMF He also has his own statue. Does Bono have his own statue? I think not. (He doesn't, I actually checked) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-22-2010, 12:10 PM	#34
astefecyAvevy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 531 Senior Member	Everything after Joshua Tree fucking sucks. But Joshua Tree is a pretty timeless album. That's the U2, I like. Pretty much from their earlier work like War to Joshua Tree. And I do like the Pogues. SisterE Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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NewYorkDoctorD Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	Everything after Joshua Tree fucking sucks. NO Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-23-2010, 05:03 AM	#36
Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Well, I like Achtung Baby okay, but like I said before, that felt to me like the point when Bono started to get insufferable. Which negated any interest I had in listening to U2 after that point. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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autolubitelone Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Breaking news. Topless Jedward. Prepare for the twincest porn in 5...4...3... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2010, 09:03 PM	#38
mtautomoscow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 423 Senior Member	Has anyone heard the album? These B&W 'chavvy boudoir photography' sets are really jarring with the album's whole '90s manufactured pop aesthetic. Such is the multi-faceted world of PLANET JEDWARD. Like they're combining their Erotica period with their Hard Candy period. Art. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2010, 09:10 PM	#39
autolubitelone Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	That's obviously just showing off how versatile they are as artists, and how we shouldn't try and pidgeonhole them as just twincestpop shouty wonders. I can't wait for Jedward Unplugged where they duet with Sting, Charlotte Martin and Enya. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2010, 09:13 PM	#40
Immusaatmonna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 576 Senior Member	Has anyone heard the album? These B&W 'chavvy boudoir photography' sets are really jarring with the album's whole '90s manufactured pop aesthetic. Such is the multi-faceted world of PLANET JEDWARD. Like they're combining their Erotica period with their Hard Candy period. Art. I like to think there was a project tone meeting where issues such as this were hammered out. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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