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No.

Absolutely not.

And if any of you mother****ers has a cell phone that uses that feature when someone calls you, **** you right in the ear.

I get this at least once or twice every time I'm on call and I have to call a parent back, and without fail, it is followed by some absolutely terrible techno-pop or country-screech or gangsta-rap.

This trend Must. Be. Stopped.

My sister-in-law has "My Heart Will Go On" and my father-in-law "Go West". Sometimes it sucks having married into a proletarian family.
OTOH, my father-in-law's ring melody is the Soviet anthem.