[Wahwlsnt]

I see no option for wholegrain or English mustard, you barbarian.

QFMFT.

[Qeiafib]

OK, feel free to edit the poll to add them in if you feel that strongly about it.

[intmarkworkk]

I voted wholegrain, the second most popular mustard on Apolyton

I love the way the seeds pop in your mouth for a little explosion of flavour. It reminds me of caviar.

[Wachearex]

Yeah, it's just regional differences sort of stuff. I know the Chicago dog is totally different from the New York dog.

[PIORARMADDERI]

That has to be a record for people voting in this poll... and by people I mean MikeH's AEs

[QYD8eQ8F]

I'll have to go buy some at the English expat store down town. It's kind of sad that not even Tesco carries the stuff here.

[spamkillerj]

I've just seen that abomination Ozzy posted. A kosher hot dog?

It's like a celibate hooker. If a pig didn't give up its life for it, it has no meaning. Now I'm all for tolerance and acceptance of other creeds, but on this one specific and very clearly-defined issue the Jews can go **** themselves. Hot dogs need piggie death. End of story, and Yahweh backs me up on this.

[Deseassaugs]

Some fun facts about hot dogs:

An American Institute for Cancer Research report found that consuming one 50-gram serving of processed meat — about one hot dog — every day increases risk of colorectal cancer by 20 percent 17% of all food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs (also, 33% of all food-related sexiness is caused by hot dogs)

[eropiereetuekm]

What's wrong with Beef, Turkey, or Chicken hot dogs?

What's wrong with Thanksgiving Turkey that's made out of mutton?

[JoZertekAdv]

I've just seen that abomination Ozzy posted. A kosher hot dog?

It's like a celibate hooker. If a pig didn't give up its life for it, it has no meaning. Now I'm all for tolerance and acceptance of other creeds, but on this one specific and very clearly-defined issue the Jews can go **** themselves. Hot dogs need piggie death. End of story, and Yahweh backs me up on this.

Pork hot dogs? Most good hot dogs are beef. I've got nothing against eating pigs, but I have no idea where your swine hot dog fetish comes from.

And being a "kosher dog" has nothing to do with the toppings, if that is the "abomination" you were referring to. That's a Chicago dog.

Honestly you seem to know so little about hot dogs I'm amazed you have the courage to speak about the subject publicly, and with a straight face.

[somasideff]

Honestly you seem to know so little about hot dogs I'm amazed you have the courage to speak about the subject publicly, and with a straight face.

My face isn't straight. It's so twisted up with naked contempt at your culinary war crime that it looks like Walter Matthau's ballbag. It's a shocking state of affairs and it's all your fault.

[Avoireeideree]

I don't think I've ever eaten a hotdog not made of various meat types' leftovers. That's what a hotdog is.

[j2Y6Ysmb]

Your lose.

FAIL.

[allemnendup]

(that's almost as disgusting as when I found out that people in Europe like french fries with mayo instead of ketchup)

Give it a try. It's bloody awesome.


and if you listen really closely, you can hear your arteries hardening

[Crilosajsamq]

More important question...

WHO THE HELL PUTS MUSTARD ON THEIR HAMBURGER?! freaking weirdos.

Who the hell calls their ex-girlfriend's family and tells them, "Your psycho whore of a daughter/granddaughter/sister is threatening me. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?!" ?



Someone who doesn't put mustard on their hamburger, that's who. Freaking weirdos.

[Adamdjeffe]

Sweet chilli sauce :mmm:

[eCw56dzY]

In Oz we like our chips with gravy :yum:

You poutine loving ****s.