[SoOW2LeA]

HE MEANS PARALLEL TO THE COMPUTER MONITOR. NOT PERPENDICKULAR. I AM NOT THAT ****ING STUPID, THANKS :B:

[erepsysoulptnw]

Condom sizes

hello everybody, this is a bit embarrasing so I would very much appreciate it if this thread and all subsequent posts by yours truly in the said thread were kept anon BECAUSE I WORK FOR THE GOVT AND IF THEY KNOW THE PENIS SIZE THEY'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM. YES I HAVE HAD SEX WITH THAT MANY PEOPLE AND THEY ALL REMEMBER EVERYTHING I AM THAT AMAZING. PS I AM NOT GAY. ;angry:

anyway, i am unsure about what condom size i need. you see, i am TOO BIG TO FIT A STANDARD SIZE AND NEVER USE THEM ANYWAY. i think my penis is fairly average FOR A DOUBLE-DICKED BLACK MAN. if i were to put it perpendicular to my computer monitor, YOU WOULD ALL HAVE ORGASMS. I WOULD TOO BUT THEYD ALL BE FAKE BECAUSE I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU, THANKS

fixed.

[somasideff]

Aren't these supposed to be one sized fit all? I remember my old gym teacher in high school sliding a condom on a wiffle ball bat and it fit.

[GogaMegaPiska]

Aren't these supposed to be one sized fit all? I remember my old gym teacher in high school sliding a condom on a wiffle ball bat and it fit.

Did he shove it up your ass next?

[wentscat]

To be honest I buy magnums and am going to be coy as to whether I actually need them.

[Pedsshuth]

Why's an Indian posting in a thread about penises. Let's face it, threads about penises rank up there with Vista support calls as the most potent kryptonite to you people. RUN! EAT NAN AND RUNN! WE TINY PENISES!

[HotDolly]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. The BBC people! I think they're considered a legitimate news source... reporting that Indians admit they have small penises and would like condoms that are designed for their tiny penises and not big White and Black dicks.

[greekbeast]

Wiggy, how the hell do you get jobs in Washington?

TELL ME YORU SECERT :ANGRY: :MDA: