[rusculture]

4

[PypeMaypetasy]

normal minded lightly evil average dumbass

[Marc Spilkintin]

2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

[ballingham]

3. Average freak


You are the average freak. There's really not much to tell about someone like you. You don't have any extreme pervert toughts or cravings. Or at least not more than the average, because everyone must have some (**** a chicken-day,huh?). You're just average... think about it. Not so special, isn't it? Wish you were special don't you? I'll tell you how to feel special: go into the nearest gay-bar and shout: "I'm a three input *****!" I'm sure you'll feel appreciated then. Ok, after that bad joke there's only one piece of advice I can still give you: Carry on! Oh yeah, and never go to France.

[cialviagra]

ha! take that- you people who laughed at me scoring so high on the loser test

2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations! I love the questions (although I found the number of incest questions disturbing)

If you were god for a day- what would you do

I chose **** an angel.

[Quaganoca]

Average freak.
I feel underestimated.

[Markdogas]

4. Hangin' on the edge

You are getting close my friend. You're still on the safe side now, but you don't need much to put you over the edge, to drive you into complete insanity. There probably are some sick tics and habits you already got. Like watching porn every day or something. Or having the dog lick food of your body when you spilled, and liking it. But you got a normal life. Very ambitious at work or at whatever it is you do, and stress will be the main reason you may snap one day. But for now you're still some time away from insanity, so enjoy it while it lasts!

[Nekas48]

Another average freak here.

But that test was definitely male-orientated.

[chzvacmyye]

Yep... just average... 3

[moredasers]

This one doesn't, no. I can't speak for the rest of the species.....but I suspect not.

[andreas]

Originally posted by Dissident
I don't think it's possible.
Well, first, let me say, I scored normal, ****ed an angel and kicked granny.

Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off.

[career-builder]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off. Technically, the question was whether women can **** chickens.

[Fiesialenp]

I chose **** an angel.
Me too, I did get a 3 though.
Stupid test.

[Ubgvuncd]

Oh, I should maybe add that the chicken didn't survive.

[Dwencejed]

Normal

[Jimambol]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Women don't like to **** chickens? I don't think it's possible.