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**** You Wiglaf. Or do the world a favour and go start ****ing BK and turn him into a big puff akin to Asher http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

There, I feel better now http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

I hate Barack Obama. Actually, this current crisis has caused me to realize I hate 99% of politicians from both parties. They're all a bunch of vote whores pandering to the lowest common denominator.

I always knew most of them were; I guess I never thought that many from both parties were.

Silly naivete, I'll know better next time.

For a very long time...

All 12 episodes of the Young Ones are available from Amazon. I didn't know that. Will purchase soon. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

I. Am. Wasting. My. Time.

what the heck....

Wiglaf http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Once upon a time
Daylight decended from Heaven
Once upon a time
Night was not intended
Once upon a time
All was left up to our choice
Once upon a time
Chance was given, chance was lost

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Written by yours truly, one minute ago.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Julie McGriff,
She gave me the syph.
Angie McKnapp,
I gave her the clap.

trap

I think they all went to a seminar on how to detect and prevent spam.

Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your worries and your strife,
I mean the bare necessities,
Of mother natures recipies,
That bring the bare necessities to life.

Wherever I wonder,
Wherever I roam,
I couldnt be founder of my big home,
The bees are buzzing in the trees,
To make some honey just for me,
When you look under the rock for plants,
Take a glance at some pantsy ants,
Then maybe try a few.

the bare necessities of life will come to you,
they'll come to you.

look for the bare necessities,
the simple bare necessities,
forget about your worries and your strife,
i mean the bare necessities,
thats why a bear can rest at ease,
with just the bare necessities of life.

now when you pick a paw paw,
or a prickly pear,
and you ***** a wrong paw,
well next time, beware,
dont pick the prickly pear by the paw,
when you pick a pear, try to use the claw,
but you dont need to use the claw,
when you pick a pear of the big paw paw,
Have i givin you a clue?

I can't believe this site censors Disney songs.

A friend of mine started dating a dude, and early on in the relationship he waited till she was drunk before telling her he had herpes. She was drunk and thought he was joking.

Then later on he told her he had a kid, who lived with the mother.

Then later on my friend had unprotected sex with him and was reminded, early next morning, that he had herpes. She then missed her period.

Tests showed she didn't have herpes. She also wasn't pregnant. But she had some sort of uterine growth that could make her infertile. They operated and removed it and left her with limited fertility. They said if she wants to have kids at any point, she'd better have one soon, because the growth could recur and sterilize her for good.

So on top of all that, she went back to her parents' place to let them meet her boyfriend. This got very ugly and they stuck her with an in-house curfew. (WTF?!) At this point my friend is ready to pack her bags and leave the homestead with boyfriend in tow and just enjoy their two-week vacation overseas, but the boyfriend is being all chivalric and saying that he doesn't want to give them any more reason to blame it on him.

She hasn't even gotten around to telling her family about her uterine growth and to ask for their advice on whether she should have a kid.

Such drama! It's why I'm glad my most recent boyfriend moved to Canada and I'm currently nose-deep in law school work.

Can't she freeze her eggs and get a surrogate mommy?

This post does not even form a coherent thought. It contains at least one spelling error (without the asterisks it might be three) and one word ("puff") that is somehow more ambiguous than my ex-girlfriend's vagina. You're an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else who looks like Captain Picard. Let's face facts: you never served in a war, you don't know any Jewish people, and you've been receiving welfare checks ever since they started letting mute asexual gays into the military. You don't know what it's like to live in the real world, I do, and whiners telling me to have sex with Burger King and transform other posters into cotton candy is not going to faze me. Try another tactic, girlfriend; I just ordered a ham so I'll be a while. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Seven years ago, I finished a fan fiction "Joe" which referred to a character named "Hu Man Bing" - loosely based on my good friend Bing. The character loves shotguns.

Two years ago, Bing started writing a fan fiction which refers to a character that's loosely based on me. She's a pottymouth, an alcoholic, and sexually promiscuous. But she's not all good - she does have one major character flaw. She's a journalist.

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So...are you Pee Jee, or Aubrey?

http://www.somethingpositive.net/

I think you'll like it.