[jhfkgkfdvjk]

Somehow I knew penile flagellation would make an entrance here.

[Flirigor]

Because it makes for really cool war movies.

[JacksHH]

Just bomb the whole of France. There's lots of corner restaurants, but they aren't of high quality. In fact they're very average, and drinks of all kinds are very polite and helpful.

The point I'm making is that we have empirical evidence that supports it.

[artofeyyy]

I learned my words from a master.

[mtvlover571]

Yes, we've had a very enlightened war policy for the last 20 years or so.

[Aniplinipsync]

Originally posted by Pekka
But then, one country decides to go to war with its women. And then another country answers, now we send all our women to fight in an all out war. Do you send your women into the mix? Women can't flail their penises around the way an army of men can. Well, okay, they could, but I'd rather not get into the details on how to make that possible.

War today should just line the troops up on both sides and flagellate around their penises. Size, vigor of flailing, and last one standing all count towards who wins.