[yovbQVpD]

darius871: why you hatin' on wiglaf yo?
JMac2008: who the hell are you?
JMac2008: and f*** that douchebag
JMac2008 has signed off.

[Vulkanevsel]

Come to Texas, Wiglaf. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
Come to Texas.

[Bejemoelemymn]

Look at you! You're worthless and week! You don't deserve a girl friend! Every girl in the world is too good for you!



... and what Che said.

[propolo]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Look at you! You're worthless and week! You don't deserve a girl friend! Every girl in the world is too good for you!



... and what Che said. Weak. That's right. A spelling nazi. Get it right, Buckwheat!

[pooncophy]

This is not inspiration. You people are more pathetic than my friend's uncircumcised penis.

[ServiceColas]

Keep the faith Wiglaf. There are plenty of conservative women who are depressed over Obama's victory, they're desperate for a strong man to make them feel secure and get their endorphins flowing. And just think, after 4 years of the Democrats screwing up, you can return to America and help the right do what is right by taking back what is their right. And we will love you for it, and beg mercy for our sinfulness in not voting republican, like true patriots.

To sum up: You've got 4 years of poon-tang, and then return to right-wing glory in America. It'll all work out.

[theonsushv]

I am not worried about being able to find a new girl. I can bag any of them, or if they refuse then I can get hammered and take home a porky one. The point is that I am realizing I should not have said no to this one. I made a huge mistake and I dont even have AIDS.

[unfolaReemoma]

What it is, is that you need to be yourself. So what if you shag some girl for a while, if you're really interested? It's going to fall apart eventually anyway.
Finding a person that likes you, being you, is the goal. Count this one gone and move on.

[Ruilnasr]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
What it is, is that you need to be yourself. So what if you shag some girl for a while, if you're really interested? It's going to fall apart eventually anyway.
Finding a person that likes you, being you, is the goal. Count this one gone and move on. Not all relationships fall apart eventually anyway. I made it happen this time and my penis. The only analogy I can think of to describe this that is comparable is when Hitler invaded Russia. Like him I backstabbed her and she's pretty big and I got cold feet really fast and now I've retreated and lonely and lose in the end.

Well, if you can bring her and yourself to Memphis, TN somehow, I'll hang out with you two. A couple hours with me around and you will be the greatest catch ever, she will realize that if she doesn't take you back, she has guys like me to look forward to. I took her to the zoo to impress upon her how advanced I am but this obviously didn't keep me from dumping her like a moron.

[Metrujectiktus]

Maybe dumping you was a test, to see if you want her so much that you would lower yourself to begging. If you do, and you would -- suck it up and go for it. But do it soon, because living in misery sucks.

If she just wants your ass out of her life, accept it and move on.

But whatever you do, don't wallow.

"Living in the past is for cowards and losers."
-Mike Ditka

[JANALA]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Maybe dumping you was a test, to see if you want her so much that you would lower yourself to begging. If you do, and you would -- suck it up and go for it. But do it soon, because living in misery sucks.

If she just wants your ass out of her life, accept it and move on.

But whatever you do, don't wallow.

"Living in the past is for cowards and losers."
-Mike Ditka No I dumped her

[Angeheade]

Originally posted by Lancer
Some sunny day the sun will expand and consume the earth, but it is not this day.

Pretty sure.

Hope that helped. That's nothing.

The universe ends when enchanted trees pull all the strings and the energy goes out of everything.

[SallyIsNice5]

But you just got elected.. shouldn't you be happy?

JM

[ftpsoft]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You think I would invite just anyone to Texas? Yes, but only because, by Texas law, our entering your territory gives you the right to shoot us in the head.

[koebforfrn]

So you dumped a girl. I guess there comes a time when penis is replaced with heart. And when that happens, then you know, and then you don't dump them and if they feel the same for you, they won't dump you either. Besides, sex is better with someone where deep emotions occur, plus then you get more practice with one person, so it eventually gets better and better. So sex-wise, next time you should go for the long haul. And that means you have to put sex itself on the background, because at the end of the day it doesn't matter much. Other things matter.

[assohillA]

No. Slip !

[ThekvandoVideo]

The problem is not knowing what could have been. There could be little wiglafs running around and who knows now. It is like Minority report, how can you stop that which has not occured? Everybody runs. Also she was not a whore which is amazing since she has an apartment.

[joeyCanada]

Clean the sand out of your vagina already. I know at least half a dozen political hacks in a worse position than you who aren't weeping this much.