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[Aw1HhC0m]

Call this guy.

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soooo wiglaf, any luck? it would have helped to tell us the name of the hotel.

[voodoosdv]

There has been no luck, only darkness. I left having not been able to look in the mirror, my clothes looked all wrong and I missed several spots shaving and apparently cut myself twice on the chin. Disaster has struck as I have returned to find that one of the lamps with the switch has burned out. If I cannot find the means to turn on the two lamps that are now off, I will probably leave many valuable things behind that I have unpacked and cannot find, such as my credit card and passport

[FilmCriticAwezume]

Originally posted by Wiglaf


I think it is a Hampton Inn. If I had my way they would be out of business, this is simply ridiculous. Hot women patrol the front desk, so no one can ask them about their lights. I should report this practice to the Better Business Bureau. ask one of the hot women to show you how to turn on your lights.

[Abanijo]

Ah, I was betor'd to it.

Great minds, etc...

[Equackasous]

I suspect 'in disaster' can be safely assumed.

[maxfieldj1]

She says maybe tomorrow. I say, you're stalling, Melinda (I read her name off her name tag) and she smiles and says ok she gets off tonight. I say damn right you do. Let's eat at the place accross the street. She is happy but I feel like I should reserve a room since I was supposed to move out in like an hour. So I book the room I plan to boff her in. She realizes this and mutters 'men' half jokingly, then catches me staring at her breasts. I think to myself, she has a third eye in her breasts, which kills my libido momentarily.

I was sort of pissed the whole date since I'm down $150 for the nonrefundable plane ticket I had today and for what, for random front desk poontang. So I order the Big Boy's Big Chunky Breakfast Platter (they have all-day breakfast), and she kind of said 'woah' as if this is a faux paws, to order a huge breakfast on a date in the evening. Well the sausage, eggs and ham came hot as dong and the pancakes were drenched in syrup which had about the same effect as having your nuts sawed off. Who wants to have sex when you are going to spew pancakes and eggs and Big Al's fudge cake all over.

We round the bases but the lights were all off in my room so I spent about 15 minutes looking for my CONDOM AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KETCHUP AND MAYONNAISE PEOPLE. This apparently made her realize she should not cheat on her boyfriend (what a whore) and she decides to call me tomorrow. Screw you Melinda, now I am out a plane ticket, $12 for Big Al's fudge pancake lunch, and my LIGHTS STILL WON'T TURN THE **** ON.

[CuittisIL]

How many elected officials does it take to turn on the light?

[myhackingtosh_ws]

Wiglaf is an elected official?

[Twendypreency]

Wiggy, you need to prioritize what you need help with. Starting with getting mental help is a good start.

[Nigeopire]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
She says maybe tomorrow. I say, you're stalling, Melinda (I read her name off her name tag) and she smiles and says ok she gets off tonight. I say damn right you do. Let's eat at the place accross the street. She is happy but I feel like I should reserve a room since I was supposed to move out in like an hour. So I book the room I plan to boff her in. She realizes this and mutters 'men' half jokingly, then catches me staring at her breasts. I think to myself, she has a third eye in her breasts, which kills my libido momentarily.

I was sort of pissed the whole date since I'm down $150 for the nonrefundable plane ticket I had today and for what, for random front desk poontang. So I order the Big Boy's Big Chunky Breakfast Platter (they have all-day breakfast), and she kind of said 'woah' as if this is a faux paws, to order a huge breakfast on a date in the evening. Well the sausage, eggs and ham came hot as dong and the pancakes were drenched in syrup which had about the same effect as having your nuts sawed off. Who wants to have sex when you are going to spew pancakes and eggs and Big Al's fudge cake all over.

We round the bases but the lights were all off in my room so I spent about 15 minutes looking for my CONDOM AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KETCHUP AND MAYONNAISE PEOPLE. This apparently made her realize she should not cheat on her boyfriend (what a whore) and she decides to call me tomorrow. Screw you Melinda, now I am out a plane ticket, $12 for Big Al's fudge pancake lunch, and my LIGHTS STILL WON'T TURN THE **** ON. ummm... are you for serious?

[Yfclciak]

big boy's is a restaurant... but i've never heard of the chunky breakfast platter. i haven't been to one in years though because the one here closed down.

[pIp83Uns]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Probably not a Hampton Inn. They generally don't have a full restaurant in the house. But they do offer a delicious free hot breakfast and always-available coffee. It's actually my favorite non-premium hotel chain.

Gotta be ready with the condom, Wiggy. It's not in the house IT IS ACROSS THE STREET

This is the end of my stay here, the awful Hampton Inn. Never before have I realized how great Motel 6 is, with its slogan 'We'll leave the light on for you.' Turning on the lights should not be a indiana jones level puzzle

[PekHyvac]

You gotta hand it to that Melinda - she knows how to scam a free meal. I'm presuming she nobbled the lights in the first place to set the whole thing up.