[bmwservis]

Whenever you get an email at work, shout out "E-MAIL!"

[UMATURLIN]

I've done and had done to me #14. Probably the most infantile of the lot.

[Buyingtime]

I do them all, but people just find it endearing. That really ticks me off.

[HedoShoodovex]

Originally posted by SlowwHand



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. :done that:

15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

In public transport, when someone has a particularly loud or moronic conversation, join in. Alternatively, start gossiping with your neighbour.

[Knqzjbmf]

Make sure you add "type in italics" to this list.

[Corryikilelet]

I am guilty of #15.

I'm colour blind so it's not my fault.

[Tumarimmicdak]

Originally posted by SlowwHand

Anyone else up to confessing? 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
21. type only in lowercase.
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
wow i'm annoying.


i prolly do 18 nd 21 the most. followed closely by 7.

[Gedominew]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Anyone else up to confessing?

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Although I tried playing Ode to Joy, not William Tell Overture.

[fmrcurter]

I am of the opinion that the world needs more skipping.


If the folks at al Qaeda skipped everywhere, do you think they'd have ever been nasty enough to plan and carry out the 9/11 attacks? No, they'd have been like, "Ohhh, here. Have a flower, dude."

[XiWm9O9S]

Originally posted by Aeson
I do them all, but people just find it endearing. That really ticks me off. You have a glass eye?

Spec.

[RogHammon]

Originally posted by Lonestar
I Hand out coins with Christian verses on them. The people came unto Christ and asked Him if they should pay taxes unto Caesar.
And Jesus replied: "Who's picture is on the coins?"
"Why...er...yours," they replied.
To which Jesus said, ""

[Ndptbudd]

I tick people off by just being me, oh and turning around in the urinal area sharing why they call me "da man"

[ahagotyou]

Senior moment, so I need a little help.

There's a person here, and they're not like new to me at all, like I say, well, it may even be a stroke coming on, that's types in italics. I don't know that it's all lower case, but yet it still reminds me of ee cummings.

And see, this is going to bother hell out of me. Coming up with who it is that I'm referencing. God, I hate this when it happens.

[Gasfghj]

THANK YOU!

[SM9WI8oI]

Originally posted by Alexander I
Disagree with someone on Apolyton.

Of course, depending on who you disagree with, up to half of the posters here will agree with you, while the others all clamor for your blood. I disagree with this post.

[Cajlwdvx]

I just tell people what they don't want to hear. Often as bluntly as possible to deliberately piss them off. Easier to control the conversation that way.

[satthackacibe]

I've heard that before. Where? Who said that?

[Fdmnrnba]

Originally posted by MrFun


I disagree with this post. How can you say something like that when it is so obvious it is true.

[AutocadOemM]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color No his was:

"LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'!!!!!!!"

I used to be able to do it very well.

ACK!

[namaikaimvputka]

Originally posted by Tuberski




Jimmy Durante.

ACK! That's it!