I saw a unicorn just now. - Page 2 - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**WrigleyMike** · 12-22-2007, 03:17 AM

43rd post. Pretty respectable for a spam thread in one day.
Well, at least when you consider topic quality.

**IteseFrusty** · 12-22-2007, 03:33 AM

Unicorns are so easy to make. You only need a moose and a good saw.
I think seeing unicorns during holidays is more likely than elsewhere in the year, for Santa, even with all his practice, must sometime have problems landing on all these roofs.

**GeraldCortis** · 12-22-2007, 03:57 AM

a reindeer that hits a wall may easily become an unicorn

**GrolmangHat27** · 12-22-2007, 04:00 AM

bah, it can become a noncorn, a halfcorn, a unicorn, a 1,5corn, or even 3+ corn, taking what another one lost. I think this matter needs a serious, scientific analysis to determine what is the most probable.

**DzjwMKo5** · 12-22-2007, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by BlackCat
I assume it was painfull when you discovered that the unicorn was male.

Of course he's male. How could he be a female when the world is obviously in perfect order?

**mygalinasoo** · 12-22-2007, 04:31 AM

You must be a replicant!

**zCLadw3R** · 12-22-2007, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by BlackCat

Well, I assume that it must have cost some kind of pain when you got taken from behind;- assume practice has prepared you

Ask and ye shall be forgiven.

**Anydayhybeall** · 12-22-2007, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by Wezil

I was going to list a third option... - trolling.

You should have made this a poll.

Wezil coming to his senses.

**Amfdaaandhaq** · 12-22-2007, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by Spec
To the OP

I'd say your parents lied to you when you were a kid.

Spec. Actually they told me that Santa Claus and Jesus were real. :frown:

**Alkassyinhisk** · 12-22-2007, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Kidicious

Get that ID **** out of here!

**inchaaruutaa** · 12-22-2007, 04:51 PM

Why not get a rhino?

**AgindyMinnife** · 12-22-2007, 06:46 PM

Eh? Who said anything about sex toys?

...

*reads above*

*gasps*

Oh! You thought...! you thought I meant...!

HONESTLY Cort Haus, if I had to pay you 25 cents every time to get your mind OUT OF THE GUTTER...!

**geasurpacerma** · 12-23-2007, 01:03 AM

What if she was using Virgin mobile at the time? Do unicorns like Richard Branson?

12-22-2007, 03:17 AM	#21
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12-22-2007, 03:33 AM	#22
IteseFrusty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 399 Senior Member	Unicorns are so easy to make. You only need a moose and a good saw. I think seeing unicorns during holidays is more likely than elsewhere in the year, for Santa, even with all his practice, must sometime have problems landing on all these roofs. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 03:57 AM	#23
GeraldCortis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 486 Senior Member	a reindeer that hits a wall may easily become an unicorn Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 04:00 AM	#24
GrolmangHat27 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	bah, it can become a noncorn, a halfcorn, a unicorn, a 1,5corn, or even 3+ corn, taking what another one lost. I think this matter needs a serious, scientific analysis to determine what is the most probable. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 04:04 AM	#25
DzjwMKo5 Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 547 Senior Member	Originally posted by BlackCat I assume it was painfull when you discovered that the unicorn was male. Of course he's male. How could he be a female when the world is obviously in perfect order? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 04:31 AM	#26
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12-22-2007, 04:39 AM	#27
zCLadw3R Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 553 Senior Member	Originally posted by BlackCat Well, I assume that it must have cost some kind of pain when you got taken from behind;- assume practice has prepared you Ask and ye shall be forgiven. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 04:43 AM	#28
Anydayhybeall Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	Originally posted by Wezil I was going to list a third option... - trolling. You should have made this a poll. Wezil coming to his senses. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 08:10 AM	#29
Amfdaaandhaq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	Originally posted by Spec To the OP I'd say your parents lied to you when you were a kid. Spec. Actually they told me that Santa Claus and Jesus were real. :frown: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 02:18 PM	#30
Alkassyinhisk Join Date Oct 2005 Location Thailand Posts 459 Senior Member	Originally posted by Kidicious Get that ID **** out of here! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-22-2007, 04:51 PM	#31
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12-22-2007, 06:46 PM	#32
AgindyMinnife Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	Eh? Who said anything about sex toys? ... reads above gasps Oh! You thought...! you thought I meant...! HONESTLY Cort Haus, if I had to pay you 25 cents every time to get your mind OUT OF THE GUTTER...! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-23-2007, 01:03 AM	#33
geasurpacerma Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 325 Senior Member	What if she was using Virgin mobile at the time? Do unicorns like Richard Branson? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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