[wheettebott]

Wrong...

I accepted it with a drug dealer, then hit him with the extra criminal charge...

[wantedLOX]

1?

Spec.

[UHlVExs7]

It's obvious, it's the second one.

[tevyrefficy]

BEcause everyone falls asleep.

Now, if a cop says they never played with their gun, it's possible. A lot of cops never actually have to fire their gun etc.

So, I think that's still going to be it. You have been asleep many times after donut crumbles rolling down your chest, am I right? I must be right

[tramadolwithall]

Exactly, they always say that they never really had to pull the gun out or shoot. I mean outside shows and movies. Which is of course a good thing or at least says that the cop has been professional. I can't imagine being a cop and not shoot at least once in 10 years. I'd get that out of my system in the first week! Shoot someone in the leg.

OK, difficult, let's go for another round. Can't come up with anything interesting so...

1) I've never cheated a woman
2) I don't curse when my parents are around
3) I've been caught smoking pot when I was younger (by the police no less)
4) I once manufactured ~10 gallons of my own booze.

[infelconi]

Wrong

[husartrof]

Correct! Caligastia is next..

[Eromaveabeara]

oh these are fun to read!

[echocassidyde]

1 - I'm an alcoholic
2 - I make drugs to help alcoholics
3 - I was voted "most likely to be made into a cartoon character" by my senior class in high school
4 - My daughter's 2nd birthday is next Tuesday, and she is more cute than Cali's son!!!

[HakSpeame]

'cept that I'm drinkin'...so there's no tellin' now, is there?

[GrottereewNus]

Originally posted by alva
Hmmm, New Zealand....sheep...shrink...

I think I can come up with something about you which you will deny.

I'm going with B. - I've been diagnosed sane, but lied to the shrink.

Nope. Although whether or not honesty would have had a different outcome is uncertain.

Originally posted by Traianvs
a ! - I've lived in New Zealand my entire life and have never left it's borders.

Correct. When I was about 10 years old I won a trip to Legoland in Denmark (by building a couple of very cool lego models, what else?). Although if not for that happenchance my statement would probably have been true, I'm very content in New Zealand.

- I've been mauled by a sheep.
I'm sure this is an obvious "Truth is stranger than fiction". The only beast which has ever mauled me, was a sheep. The sheep attacked from behind knocked me over and trampled me. I was a small child at the time and it was an entirely unprovoked act of aggression from the pet sheep. I was unharmed... mainly because it was a sheep.

[Dogxzysl]

Originally posted by Japher
4 - My daughter's 2nd birthday is next Tuesday, and she is more cute than Cali's son!!! Pfff....this is obviously false.

[DoctorDulitlBest]

Pfff....this is obviously false.

We've taken the tray off the chair and have pushed it to the table, but then Josie's gifted. Good to see he's mastered the use of utensils though

[broksaksaak]

Originally posted by Caligastia


Pfff....this is obviously false. ^What the feh fukc is this rhe relevance of the pciutres?

[Greactbet]

It's not Ice Cream.

Mashed Potatoes