So I just started stinking in my office
 

They should make a movie about your life. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

What the fart? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Pekka makes less sense than AAHZ.

Jeez man i can smell that from here!

I blamed the vegetartian stuff for upsetting my stomach. Not how it smelled.

Yes, at least I'm not Norwugeian.

Originally posted by Pekka
Yes, at least I'm not Norwugeian. And I can assure you we are all very happy by that thought over here.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/relief.gif

Have you bought your carbon credits for the fart yet?

Ecthy, maybe you should be called the fart man.

No, it simply means we are not tied down like you guys are. It's like saying your strenght is the ability NOT to fly, because you are then defining your boundaries well.

I mean, what ever, obvious Norwegauin logic.

Wiki says it's "sometimes" included.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia

Wiki is also never wrong.

No, that's not me. I'm not the fart man.

It's amazing how easy it is to frame these farts, what happened before, during and after. I mean that's a story structure right there. Imagine if someone would keep a log, seriously, and then would make a book about it. 280 pages of fart logs, two page stories of each fart. That means about 140 farts, so if you'd fart once a day, you can write the book in less than a year.

I guess I'll say it. This calls for a name change.
Pekka should hence forth be known to all as Old Stinky.

Old Stinky. I think I'm still Stink Jr....

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You know, I think I have a nice refreshing fart on the way. Bliss http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif PH: Flying Solo since 1977.

Or kick my lever.

Then again it won't work tomorrow. I'm not going to do that whole vegetarian things twice in a row. I've had enough of that poison.

Of course not, I can imagine the consequences could be quite dire if you have someone up you...

Flatulance is quite natural. I don't see why so many people are so hung up about it...

I call myself the gasman sometimes. I have real bad gas sometime. Though not lately for some reason.

Which makes me believe it's work that gives me bad gas. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/idea.gif

That's why I couldn't work in an office environment. I'm serious. That is one of the reasons why I chose not to work in office environment. I'd have to get up and go to the bathroom every couple of minutes to fart. The coworkers would think I'm crazy.