[Appeselve]

Originally posted by Dis
haven't read the article, but I hope they aren't providing alibis for criminal court cases. I think the main danger would be person who use it to get out of work, lie to creditors, or commit other actions which may be construed as fraud.

[tiereenny]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp



Impressive? It's just what normal people tend to achieve in their lives. It's really not difficult.




Nope. It's definitely the happy family life, the career, and the satisfaction in my own work. At 155 pounds, I'd need to bulk up somewhat to take satisfaction in plumpness.

Incidentally, I've still given up the fags. You should try it. It's really easy. I've gone over a year without nicotine now.



Are you sure "vehemently" is the word you're looking for? Vehemence can be achieved in a single word, so it's hardly indicative of quantity.



Being busy with work and kids is too outlandish a reason? If you say so.
I could make something up if it'll make you happy. How about getting mauled by a pack of stoats? so gay people aren't normal now? There is this thing called alternative lifestyles. Some of us don't want a bunch of screaming kids running around doing drugs.

[Thydaysuh]

Claiming to know what is going on in an anonymous poster's life is always a losing proposition, Winston.

[hablyShappY]

Originally posted by Caligastia
Claiming to know what is going on in an anonymous poster's life is always a losing proposition, Winston. true dat. In reality, I'm a gigolo and have sex with lots of women. I only put on this lonely man persona for attention.

[wgX44EEn]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Even so, Laz, some might say you have a tendency to be a mite... erm... abrasive? A "mite"? I must be getting soft in my dotage.

[wmhardware]

Originally posted by Winston


Don't look at me. I just expressed my gut reaction when Oerdin decided to bring up the bastard in conversation. Then the center of attention came along and made the claims, to which I responded with natural scepticism. Which by the way is the only way to go with this character.
Is this the driving away? When do I start feeling wounded enough to leave?

[Cuccuccaltefe]

I'm having fun, Winston. Are you?

That's the great thing about finding out you were driven out. Every post I now make carries the great big sub-text "Ahahahahahahahaha. Try harder next time".

[bWn4h8QD]

I'm still here, incidentally.

[horaAppagob]

Will you take advice from me?

It's "If you want to claim to have driven people away, stick to people who have actually left. Not people who are still regularly visiting and posting".

I realise you'll object to taking any advice from me, but surely you'll concede that the notion has merits?

[AutocadOemM]

what was this thread about again?

[Âåðåùàãèí]

Originally posted by Winston
Oh, come on. You're not fooling anyone here. You haven't been "regularly posting" compared to the time before the two of us took our last trip down Lovers' Lane. Not even close. Your pretending that you have just won't cut it. Grow up, and stop lying to us, will you? Save it for your rounded and fulfilled family. Heh.
So being "driven away" doesn't actually mean I have to stop visiting and posting?

That's a relief. I was about to ask who was using my log-in in these recent OT threads.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...hreadid=160425
http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...hreadid=160384
http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...hreadid=160470
http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...hreadid=160060
http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...hreadid=160469

[Logaleta]

If it's any consolation, you guys all manage to drive me away from here every now and then.