[Futfwrca]

I have a blunderbuss.

[occallExtet]

I got me a high powered rifle, but it's sighted in at 100 yards rather than 200.

[casinoboneerer]

My buddy. Came to my party.

[Gubocang]

I'm the one with the sax.

[uniopaypamp]

If blown right, I suppose it could.

[husartrof]

! @ Sloww

@ mtub

[jenilopaz]

My penis is rifled.

[boxcigsnick]

I thought guys were supposed to pee in a straight stream

[enteltcheft]

Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
This reminds me of the episode of Myth Busters ware they test the electicution by pissing on the third rail myth. They found that the stream of urine you see is an optical illusion, its already broken up into individual droplets after about an inch and thus it cant conduct a current. They "found" that? We've known that forever, it's not possible for a constant stream of fluid to come out of a tube.

[aliceingoogs]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
u guys know i could have lived the rest of my life not knowing all of this right no you couldn't.

admit it, you are just dying to know.

I think women are jealous because they just can't pee as cool as men, and write their name in the snow.

[Ekzamenov]

Originally posted by Tiamat
I thought guys were supposed to pee in a straight stream Nothing in the human body is "perfectly" symmetrical or clear-cut.

[nvmrfgopyy]

Did someone twist your willy many years ago Lancer, and it never reset to it's original position?

[Alupleintilla]

Btw, Lancer, if it spins fast enough, you can try to open a wormhole or stargate with it

[Sipewrio]

Originally posted by Dis
I lost 5 minutes of my life posting in this thread. Message icon

[TriamiCaw]

Hey, this is an interesting topic, so top spamming. I also think it's got something to do with the foreskin. I'm not circumcised, I also withdraw the skin when urinating, yet my penis is still rifled.

Anyway, my penis has a somewhat extravagant form for the extra pleasure.

[usaguedriedax]

Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
This reminds me of the episode of Myth Busters ware they test the electicution by pissing on the third rail myth. They found that the stream of urine you see is an optical illusion, its already broken up into individual droplets after about an inch and thus it cant conduct a current.

This agrees with my experience, I get a sheet of urine verticaly oriented with the slit, which tapers away over about an inche and blends into a stream of droplets. I cant realy imagine how any rotary motion would be maintained with turbulance causing such a rapid breakup. But there's this fish or something in the Amazon that swims up your pee if you pee into the river, and becomes a parasite in your bladder or something. Or so I hear.

[addifttiest]

Originally posted by Lancer
I'm not cut

[Foriaelalse]

The banana option is eerily appropriate to this thread.

[movlabk]

Originally posted by Dis


no you couldn't.

admit it, you are just dying to know.

I think women are jealous because they just can't pee as cool as men, and write their name in the snow.
No really i could have
and im not jealous, we can pee in the snow and right our names but just as my typng is unlegiable so would be my writing in the snow

[weO1bVp1]

But there's this fish or something in the Amazon that swims up your pee if you pee into the river, and becomes a parasite in your bladder or something. Or so I hear. I dont doubt that their are all kind of nasty bladder parasites in the Amazon but It couldn't possibly swim up a steam of urine as its been pointed out their realy isn't any solid stream, It must enter the body when the person is swimming in the water not simply pissing into the water when standing on the shore.