[Pdarassenko]

The only spells I believe in are the

kind I weave with my pheromones.

Sexual magic takes place at the level of affect. Therefore the basic

principle is to “channel” the “spirit” of the mones though your own affect in order to create an irresistible sexual

aura that draws the emotional core of your beloved into your sexual orbit.

In practice this may require

a preparatory purification stage (which, of necessity, includes banishing any thoughts that you MUST have this

girl). It usually requires a bit of verbal misdirection to lure her away from habitual thought patterns (which

always dampen the sway of emotions and tend to kill sexual magic quicker than anything). And of course you must

maintain unwavering focus of intent upon the ultimate goal — emotional rapport — otherwise your mojo could fizzle

out before the spell is consummated.

Oh, and whatever you do, don’t forget the Rule of Three. (Whatever

powers you unleash are going to come back at you threefold.)

Just kidding. Kind of.