[PlanTaleks]

-Why would anybody wish to buy a car in Santo Domingo with a city full of potholes and sewer holes without covers?
-When was the last time a garbage truck drove thru your neighborhood?
-When will the PPH finally admit they lost the elections?
-Why would Alvarez Renta offer to donate houses to the people in Jimani when he knows full well the offer would be refused?
-When will Albert Pujols tell the whole world he is "Dominican"?
-When will Raul Mondesi, if ever, reach his potential?
-When will DR finally do away with burning charcoal for cooking?
-When will our cities do away with horse-pulled fruit vendors?
-When will we do away with tricycle vendors in our city streets?
-When will Dominicans learn that you do not ask people you don't know for change to make a phone call?
-When will Dominican women learn not to ask you for your cellular to make a phone call? Have they heard of Orange? Tricom? Work to buy one?
-Do you ever want to see a Dominican politician ever?
-What's the difference between Leonel and Hipolito?
-Can anyone tell the difference between Haiti and Dominican Republic now? Are we still two different countries? Or have we already merged, but don't know it yet?
-Who gets more press internationally, DR or Haiti...Haiti...why?
-When will the next dam break and drown more Dominicans? Did Hippo plan this as punishment for not voting for him?
-Did you know there was an earthquake in Jimani four days after the flood?
-Why do we still subsidize propane gas? When will we equalize gasoil prices to premium gas so we stop subsidizing SUV owners who already block our views including the sun?
-Don't you hate when you park your car and find two SUV's parked side by side next to you? Don't you just hate the bastards?
-Does anyone follow major league baseball without Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds playing?
-Who cares that names like Burnitz, Chavez, Gonzalez, Blalock lead the majors in HRs?
-Who cares that Juan Luis Guerra has a new CD coming?
-Who cares who the queen of merengue is when only two women in the world are foolish enough to sing it?
-When was the last time a Dominican comedian made you laugh? Is there such a thing as a Dominican comedian? Is vulgarity comedy? Tickle me!
-Are you surprised most Dominican baseball players are naturalized Americans?
-Why do people prefer to die in the mouth of a shark or drowning as opposed to getting themselves a job for a change? Where do they find the US$10,000 for the priviledge to ride in a handmade mini titanic?
-Why do transformers blow up everyday in DR?
-Why would anybody find the need to buy a pet dog, rabbit or cat from a street peddler? When will we ever learn about civilization? Pet shops anyone?
-Why would anybody buy anything from a beach vendor?
-Why do I see tourists using concho cars and exposing themselves to stinky people and being crushed by this mob?
-Why do people risk their lives riding motoconchos, when car and buses are cheaper?
-Why would anybody buy orange juice from a Haitian vendor when his hands touch the orange and the juice directly?
-Why do Dominicans wait till they come to your house to ask you to drink water? Why do they need your bathroom the minute they arrive?
-Why do Dominicans like to live in the same neighborhood abroad?
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