[Thorwaywhobia]

There at TWO my Dear: Talldrink and then comes Isaura!! )

San Cristobal has perhaps the most beautiful girl in DR...ISAURA TAVERAS.

TW

[rbVmVlQ2]

We've heard these comments many times over by all kinds of people who say "Me...Listen to Bachata? No way that would make me a chopo...bla, bla, bla..."

In the end whether you guys like it or not, we Dominicans are at least 95% chopo, Bachata is our music and we're taking over. Those who can't adapt will be left behind. You'll all be like Maria Obetsanov who thinks people still listen to Mangulina.

As for Golo, those of you guys who have followed his DR1 "career" should know that I've commented in the past that he's a chopo at heart, even if he tries to appear otherwise. He likes girls from Cotui (who doesn't?), likes to have threesomes in cabanas, carries a gun like a vaquero, likes regetton music (Tego Calderon and others)...Bachata was just the natural progression.

Just remember, chopos have more fun!!!

Suarezn (Chopo 4 life)

Suarez you are tooo funny..... (LIKE A VAQUERO) jajajajajajjaajja!

[toponlinecasinoer]

Lets meet at "Casa De Mofongo" over a "Presidente con Clamato"! Better yet at the "King of Mofongo" on Sosua beach!The Mofongo is so greasy that it drips off your elbows while you eat.And the toasted garlic will be on your breath for days!!!You can eat "Mofongo" and watch the "Cueritos" walking by for hours!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"Que Pais"!!

[TZtrDuso]

My!..My!...you've changed your tune!....well, a lot of the newer bachatas have nice rythms and watching the dancers on TV is pleasing since they have a lot of style....I remember when I arrived a few years back I had no idea what this was...I enjoyed watching the country people dancing to it though and slowly over the years have become to like some selected bachatas...in any case, it is, and always will be, CHOPO music.

We've heard these comments many times over by all kinds of people who say "Me...Listen to Bachata? No way that would make me a chopo...bla, bla, bla..."

In the end whether you guys like it or not, we Dominicans are at least 95% chopo, Bachata is our music and we're taking over. Those who can't adapt will be left behind. You'll all be like Maria Obetsanov who thinks people still listen to Mangulina.

As for Golo, those of you guys who have followed his DR1 "career" should know that I've commented in the past that he's a chopo at heart, even if he tries to appear otherwise. He likes girls from Cotui (who doesn't?), likes to have threesomes in cabanas, carries a gun like a vaquero, likes regetton music (Tego Calderon and others)...Bachata was just the natural progression.

Just remember, chopos have more fun!!!

Suarezn (Chopo 4 life)

[Unrersvar]

It looks like "the Chicken has come home to roost"

[StitsVobsaith]

The phrase, Trina my dear, is "curiouser and curiouser"...I think it is from Alice in Wonderland...

Bachata is good, Two feet better than four feet. Hummm, methinks this is Rightspeak in the DR!!

HB

[beneitpedro]

To complete my full trasnsformation to "chopo" status I will be doing the following..next.
19.I will join Los Mameyes PRD base(filial) and vote for Hipolito.
TW

That's great! I hear he's giving out free motos. Maybe you can use it in Sosua to take tourists to the CarWash. You can probably get 50RD to go from the Casa Marina!


I was dying laughing, trying to picture it all...Golo a chopo...priceless.

[Hrennilasi]

To complete my full trasnsformation to "chopo" status I will be doing the following..next.

1.I will ask Yoscar Sarante and SuarezN to be the godfathers for my next son.
2.I will throw away my "Future Sound of London" collection and change it for Johnny Ventura's Greatest Hits.
3.I will begin a tour of Sosua seediest joints with AZB and Criss.
4.I will marry a campesina from Sabana Iglesia.
5.I will sell my penthouse and move to Los Mameyes and park my car in the Voladoras lot.
6.I will establish "Palenque" as my official beach and "La Toma" as my official balneario.
7.I will pay my first visit to AquaSplash and switch my Sundays from Malecon Libre to el V Centenario Libre.
8.I will adopt a Sankie as my permanent companion and change my laid back gel-ized long hair to braids done in Boca Chica by a Puta/stylist.
9.I will start a beach vendor franchise at Costamabar.
10.I will join Los Prados Club.
11.I will begin to practice to make Los Mameyes Softball Team sponsored by Hype Ole.
12.I will take my next vacation in Villa Altagracia and visit Sergio Vargas.
13.I will hire Krisspy to play in my next birthday.
14.I will order my "Jordan #23" shirt. I already bought his 18.5 $7000 sneakers.
15.I will chose my partner(Musicqueen)for the Bailadores de Bachata contest.
16.I will switch to Oscar De La Renta's ready to menswear and throw away my Matsudas and D & G's.
17.I will change my Onyx for a 22k heavy gold neckchain.
18.I will switch all my accounts to Banco Popular and do all my transactions on the 25th. and 30th. of the month "para darme un baño de pueblo".
19.I will join Los Mameyes PRD base(filial) and vote for Hipolito.
20.I will nickname my son "El Guapito de Gurabo".
21.I will attend Sunday church at Cristo Rey's instead of Jesus Maestro parish.
22.I will shop at Megacentro instead of Multicentro from now on.
23.I will switch my Bang & Oluffsen stereo for a Daiwa.
24.I will change my Gibson refrigerator for "La Bendita".
25.I will buy my first Camry.
NOW THE LIST OF MY TOP 20 CHOPO HITS..BUY THEM!!!!
1.Loca Conmigo-Toros Band
2.Si tu estuvieras-Toros Band
3.Tonto Corazon-Rubby Perez
4.Nada De Nada-Frank reyes
5.Amigo Mio-Toño Rosario & Tego Calderon
6.Dile-Don Omar
7.Necesito un Amor-Andy Andy
8.Cuando Volveras-Krisspy
9.Barco A La Deriva-Eugeni Castillo
10.Intentalo Tu-Joe Veras
Others; Hermanita-Aventura;La Cura-Peña Suazo(Banda Gorda);Asi te Amo-Elvis Martinez;El Amor Me Mata-Johnny Ventura;
Any other ideas I should follow????
TW

[Vezazvqw]

Frank

I will not even enter into my regular diatribe. It's not worth the energy. As such, based on your response to Golo, call me chopita campesina...thank you very much.

Funny thing happened last night. I was dancing a sweet bachata and my dance partner said I must be from el cibao the way I moved my hips.

I said yeah...I just forgot to mention it was by way of NYC! I had to school southern US-Dominican cibaenos how it is done just right.


Voy pa' lla
Deelt

My!..My!...you've changed your tune!....well, a lot of the newer bachatas have nice rythms and watching the dancers on TV is pleasing since they have a lot of style....I remember when I arrived a few years back I had no idea what this was...I enjoyed watching the country people dancing to it though and slowly over the years have become to like some selected bachatas...in any case, it is, and always will be, CHOPO music.

[heltduell]

and it's not bad, my husband and I really enjoyed dancing it. There's nothing wrong with that.


Say, this thread is going to give Miguel some serious competition, who w/ of thought. Golo liking bachata, Dios mio

[Hrennilasi]

I specially like the mabi sold by a bicicletero in recycled green bottles with a cap placed by hand and with a fly inside. $5 pesos la botella, and $6 if you keep the botella. And nothing in the world like watching "chopas" walk by!!!
By the way, I got bad news for you. One of my two chopas I took to a 30 de Mayo cabaña lift her head and I got caught bringing in two of them. The attendant called me and said...GOTCHA!!! But he was like any other "policia". He offered to just take a bribe and let me go without charging me extra for the added p-ssy. I gave him $30.

TW

[antiggill]

Who took Golo100? Please, return him...we forgive him...but this is not the real Golo100...it can't be...he not only changed his tune...he actually LIKES bachata??? It can't be...no, no...
Please someone wake me up...I MUST be dreaming!!!