[Toscoropreark]

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new hip joint
2002: Getting a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Disco
2002: Cosco

1972: Passing a drivers' test
2002: Passing a vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends

PS: I posted this in the General section rather than the Joke Bin because there are many of us who won't think it is a joke or pointless humor.