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What should I do when I bump into the Jurassic snatch? It is inevitable because it is summer and we go to the same tanning salon. (what would I like to do??? Tell everyone in the salon that she is a dirty nasty pig that fecked my husband and gave him herpes of the a$$hole and genital warts, so they need to extra disinfect their beds and then tell them there is a class action law suit against them for letting a dirty rotten nasty skank b1tch tann in their beds and everyone got crabs and scabies of the vagina!!) ((except me)). Bhahahah
For real though what should I do? Give her a dirty look, make gagging sounds, what? What if she tries to talk to me? If she had big enough puss flaps to ask to kiss my husband then bang him while I was there, I for sure could totally see her try to talk to me!!
If she does and she starts out with something that goes along the lines of, "MAY I...
It will take all my strength to not to knock the sl*t out!! I don't condone violence but I would love to kick the fat and **** spluge out of her flabby black hole!! I can't because the pig will charge me. Anyway, again, WHAT SHOULD I DO? Please help!!!