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There have been some brilliant posts in here which have been "lost" along the way, but there are some that stick in my mind more than others because they have either 1) made me think 2) altered my perception on something 3) helped my own situation, or finally just been so on the ball and witty that they've made me laugh out loud..

Here's a few of my faves

originally posted by Confused on internet chatting

where the mind wanders, the d**k will eventually follow
(Made me realise that online infidelity IS infidelity)

originally posted by Markus in response to being told to consider that there's more to consider in a long term relationship than looks.

I've already tried the life long relationship thing, and ended up on chat cheaters. Now I'm off to Russia.
(Made me laugh)

originally posted by Skirtchaser in response to someone asking what discharge in panties looks like.

D.amn, you did a taste test on what could have been another mans sperm??? I guess the next step is comparing that taste to all the males she works with. I guess that makes you a scientist. You better get to the doctor and get checked out. DON'T do any more "Lab Tests".

(Made me laugh so much I choked on the tea I was drinking at the time.)

originally posted by Markus in response to the same post as above.

Fooking hell I was just about to enjoy a chinese curry

originally posted by littlered in response to the same post.

Whasa matta MarKus baby? You no likee CreamofSumYungGuy

originally posted by BillDance in response to a post from someone who's wife cheated on him whilst they were on holiday to gether.

Mafia hit. Cold analytical calculated set-up to get you away from her with the full intention of cheating. No sympathy for lost job, no compassion. Some people you just can't change. Cold Cold Heart no amount of therapy can change.

Pathological detachment for your feelings. No concern that you may think she is kidnapped or murdered when you can't find her. She could have called and lied (met some girls having fun), but no left you worried sick. Called you with the guy still lying beside her. Her scandalous behaviour knows no end. Some people just can't change. Cold Cold Heart no amount of therapy can change.

Unrepentant. She joyfully brags to her friend of her conquest. Then continues to lie. Cold Cold Heart.

Cunningly manipulated you to get laid. Her disregard for your feelings is astounding, breathtaking, and boundless. Gleeful that she pulled it off, no guilt whatsoever. This is a personality trait that probably cannot be changed. So is the manipulating lying given her joy in planning and pulling it off. It's hard to say what's worse about her. Ability to manipulate, pathologic disregard for your feeling or unrepentant joy and satisfaction of her "achievement". Any one of these would be hard for her to control (you can change behaviours, desiers are much more persistent0 but taken together the odds are stacked against you. She will go down in a cesspool of her own steaming desires.

Cold Cold Heart.

(Just a great post, and sums it all up in a nutshell. Wish this guy was still posting.)

These are just some that jumped to mind, there are so many that have made me think or just picked me up on bad days by making me laugh.

Keep up the good work guys, and feel free to add any posts that have jumped out at you.

Tilly x

[Mimsykzr]

I think the Chinese Currey was the best one.

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They were in no particular order. All of those responses made me laugh equally as much..

[Itrtuawh]

This site has been a good laugh

[AngelinaTheElf]

Practically everything Markus or Suckerfree posts makes me laugh. (and do I ever need laughs right now.)
Skirtchaser is a straight shooter all the way. Yer an oak, chaser!
Exhausted is THE MAN!!! Great advice from a great friend. (If I am ever single, Exhausted, I am coming after ya!)
As far as understanding, encouraging, or just plain knowing where they are coming from: Confused (though I miss her and don't see her posting much anymore), Elainegayla, TxTornado and of course YOU, dear tilly.
tomasing used to piss me off with his "western women" talk, but he's sure been encouraging to me. By the way, tomas, yo hablo espanol muy bien. Estoy feliz cuando tu escribes! Los Latinos son muy guapos y muy romanticos.
THIS IS GONNA GIVE ME GRIEF FROM SOME BUT F**K IT, I will give credit where it's due..Crissy has reached out and helped with understanding my health issues. A lot of you have your differences with her, but she really seems to understand what I'm going through.
Sorry if I have left out others who have helped me through the toughest time of my life. You have all mattered to me more than you know.

[AngelinaTheElf]

Man I can't believe I didn't mention MrMaximum and Muffinman. Tijaco, too!

[Michaelnewerb]

LOL..I cannot remember who said it, but it was with regards to having sex with a loose woman:

"thats like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

I was choking on my tears I laughed so hard at that one.

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Gee, I think muffin was a little pi.ssed that day.

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Originally Posted by mrmaximum
It's super interesting in a sociological sense, tho.

Good to know that we are interesting to observe.

You know the Morlocks ATE the Eloi, you know that right?


Now this one just tickled me lol

Till