[IvJlNwum]

...just...got..MANLIER.



I am waiting in line already.

[erubresen]

I'm trying to think of anyone they've missed. Seagal, I guess. What a cast! [shocked]

[IvJlNwum]

Seagal, I guess. What a cast! [shocked]

He's too busy "training" Anderson Silva how to do front kicks.

[Louthcoombutt]

Hahahah. Excellent.

[xsVfF9Em]

Where is Wesley Snipes?

Ohh wait....isn't he still in jail?

[Pa33anger]

A ton of muscles and not a braincell in sight. The poster looks like like someone photo-shopped together the posters of every shitty action movie since the beginning of time.

[Filmania]

A ton of muscles and not a braincell in sight. The poster looks like like someone photo-shopped together the posters of every shitty action movie since the beginning of time.

They are awesome for the simple fact that it takes all of the Action film starts we grew up with and puts them in a single film. Any film that does this ofcourse needs to make fun of said previous films.

[Enfotanab]

A ton of muscles and not a braincell in sight.

Dolph Lundgren, prior to his film career (before the age of 25):

After graduating from high school with straight-A grades, in the late 1970s he spent some time in the United States on various academic scholarships, studying chemistry at Washington State University and Clemson University. After serving his mandatory two years in the Swedish Marine Corps at the Amphibious Ranger School, he enrolled at the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm and graduated with a degree in chemical engineering.

Amidst his years of studying, Lundgren honed his karate skills by training hard in the dojo for five years, eventually attaining the rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin in 1978. He captained the Swedish Kyokushin karate team, and was a formidable challenger at the 1979 World Open Tournament (arranged by the Kyokushin Karate Organization) when he was only a green belt. He won the European championships in 1980 and 1981, and a heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982.

In 1982, Lundgren graduated with a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney finishing with the highest results in his class. He was awarded a Fulbright scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983.

Dolph Lundgren has a reported IQ of 160, though he has never confirmed this.

[IvJlNwum]

A ton of muscles and not a braincell in sight. The poster looks like like someone photo-shopped together the posters of every shitty action movie since the beginning of time.

[HexcewlyRette]

I think I have met most of their voices while trekking in Skyrim.

[Unergerah]

Dolph Lundgren, prior to his film career (before the age of 25):

He was also the only good thing about Expendables part 1.

[12Cickprior]

When I was a kid Dolph was always one of my favorite action movie actors. The Punisher was a sweet movie.

[Pa33anger]

They are awesome for the simple fact that it takes all of the Action film starts we grew up with and puts them in a single film. Any film that does this ofcourse needs to make fun of said previous films.

Yeah, but it doesn't. The first one was idiotic. I like brainless fun but not when presented like Expendables. They still could have actually made a good film out of it.

I really wish it was any good but it's not.

Dolph Lundgren has a reported IQ of 160, though he has never confirmed this.

That really isn't reflected at all in any of his films.

[IvJlNwum]

Yeah, but it doesn't. The first one was idiotic. I like brainless fun but not when presented like Expendables. They still could have actually made a good film out of it.

I really wish it was any good but it's not.




That really isn't reflected at all in any of his films.

[HexcewlyRette]

Yeah, but it doesn't. The first one was idiotic. I like brainless fun but not when presented like Expendables. They still could have actually made a good film out of it.

I really wish it was any good but it's not.

The first was exactly what one would expect from a poster with all those action star names on it. It was a superficial, explosion driven movie meant to give each of those former action stars wink and nod screentime. It is the equivalent of a single loop roller coaster. Single loop roller coasters are predictable, brainless fun. I mean, come on... half of the actors on the list can barely string 3 words together intelligibly.

[IvJlNwum]

The first was exactly what one would expect from a poster with all those action star names on it. It was a superficial, explosion driven movie meant to give each of those former action stars wink and nod screentime. It is the equivalent of a single loop roller coaster. Single loop roller coasters are predictable, brainless fun. I mean, come on... half of the actors on the list can barely string 3 words together intelligibly.

I even think 3 words is pushing it. Still, it's mindless nostalgic fun all around.

[Pa33anger]

I even think 3 words is pushing it. Still, it's mindless nostalgic fun all around.

Mindless but no fun. Most of you only like it because you used to watch those actions films when younger. Same thing with Transformers.

I used to as well but I don't have the mind of a 14 year old anymore.

[masterso]

Mindless but no fun. Most of you only like it because you used to watch those actions films when younger. Same thing with Transformers.

I used to as well but I don't have the mind of a 14 year old anymore.

I disagree. You still come off as a 14 year old.

[QxmFwtlam]

I guess reactivator like watching gone with the wind and the Oprah show instead of watching manly movies.

[newpiknicker]

I guess reactivator like watching gone with the wind and the Oprah show instead of watching manly movies.

the expendables was terrible. i fell asleep half way through and never finished it. horrid movie.