[CesseOveldset]

I bought a "modern fit" polo shirt the other day. If anyone is wondering what a modern fit is, it's basically not for fat ****s like me who eat too many pies and drink too many pints of beer a week.

I need to get back on my bike. Although my girlfriend thinks biceps and a beer belly are a hysterical look. I know this because she keeps pointing and laughing. Bitch.

[uchetrip]

Yep, I think it's another description for "Buy this if you wear women's jeans with the crotch 8 inches below where it's meant to be".

[CesseOveldset]

Yep, I think it's another description for "Buy this if you wear women's jeans with the crotch 8 inches below where it's meant to be".

Ha, my beer belly means they hang like that anyway [rofl][rofl]

[uchetrip]

Ha, my beer belly means they hang like that anyway [rofl][rofl]

I can't really comment, I weigh 20 stone at the minute.

[BitStillrhile]

I can't really comment, I weigh 20 stone at the minute.

Lol I weight 9 and 3/4 at the moment, is weird to think you could fit 2 of me inside you

[icedrakona]

Lol I weight 9 and 3/4 at the moment, is weird to think you could fit 2 of me inside you

He has done at least that.

It is all over the Internet.

[Z2sc8gEz]

I would have thought modern fit would mean for fat fuchkers

[BitStillrhile]

He has done at least that.

It is all over the Internet.

Lol reading that back my choice of words wasn't the best

[Ruidselisse]

I read stuff like "modern fit" to read "dress like a c*nt"

Which summaries most men who wear boat shoes as a fashion accessory to go with elastic jeans and pink polo's.

[Lkemybab]

Nothing wrong with fitted clothes, I'm glad that the baggy look is out, I prefer my clothes to feel a bit tighter allowing me to show off the guns a little more than is needed.

All Saints is a prefect example, I'm only 5ft 8 and 11.8 Stone yet I have to buy large when I shop there.

Oh, and for Gym averse people, there's always:- http://www.jacamo.co.uk/shop/?

[uchetrip]

I think that fitted in a tailored sense is a good look, but skinny jeans are taking it too far.

[Lkemybab]

I think that fitted in a tailored sense is a good look, but skinny jeans are taking it too far.

Skinny fit yes, slim fit no.

[CesseOveldset]

I think that fitted in a tailored sense is a good look, but skinny jeans are taking it too far.

I actually can't get my thighs into them. I have short squat legs anyway and despite not riding for a while they are still pretty large. They get stuck halfway up. I picked a pair up by mistake and will double check in future.

[Eagevawax]

honestly moose, if i´ve went from cool/funny to being bitter after all these years on fm you went from being a c0ck to being a pompous metrosexual show off.
doesn´t mean i don´t enjoy reading your posts though

[CesseOveldset]

honestly moose, if i´ve went from cool/funny to being bitter after all these years on fm you went from being a c0ck to being a pompous metrosexual show off.
doesn´t mean i don´t enjoy reading your posts though

LOL - nailed it. I've long since realised you can't really know anyone on the internet so I just try and give people a laugh these days. Ironically I'm about the most laid back and chilled out person in the world in real life.

Anyway - what's this got to do with my beer belly?

EDIT: I also find it's much better to let the internet know about your irrational fears and character quirks than it is to bring them up to family and friends [rofl]

[Eagevawax]

. Ironically I'm about the most laid back and chilled out person in the world in real life.

i can say the same for myself, believe it or not, the net is just a place to vent some steam

[BitStillrhile]

Nothing wrong with fitted clothes, I'm glad that the baggy look is out, I prefer my clothes to feel a bit tighter allowing me to show off the guns a little more than is needed.

I prefer tight/fitted t-shirts and and hoodies/tops but still like my baggier trousers (not 90's baggy though, just nice and loose). So much more comfy!

[Uhmavano]

I wish someone would do monkey fit clothes. I'm slim and have long limbs. I didn't realise I was such a mutant until I try shopping. I don't like skinny fit jeans, but even they would probably be baggy on me, so it's ok.

[CesseOveldset]

I wish someone would do monkey fit clothes. I'm slim and have long limbs. I didn't realise I was such a mutant until I try shopping. I don't like skinny fit jeans, but even they would probably be baggy on me, so it's ok.

Try the twisted cut jeans from Next.

My top half is too long and my legs too short so when I buy tops they either sit a bit too high up and fit around the shoulders or I go up a size and get the right length but they look too big around the top. Hardly anyone actually fits the sizes the manufacturers make. I guess that's why some models are so ugly these days. The face doesn't matter if they have the right bone structure.

[Uhmavano]

Try the twisted cut jeans from Next.

My top half is too long and my legs too short so when I buy tops they either sit a bit too high up and fit around the shoulders or I go up a size and get the right length but they look too big around the top. Hardly anyone actually fits the sizes the manufacturers make. I guess that's why some models are so ugly these days. The face doesn't matter if they have the right bone structure.

I'm kind of the opposite. The thing with next is that to get XL leg size you also need to be 34 waist or above, which I am not. Pain in the backside. At least they do an XL I suppose. I can walk into USC or BANK and there isn't one pair of jeans in long leg in the entire store. Useless. I think it's because a northerners poor diet stunts growth so everyone is so short.