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03-09-2010, 12:56 AM
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 Things that would get you into trouble.
Just thought about something while i was putting my little girl under the shower.
For being effective i joined her since i had a long and warm day, she had been to the beach with my mother so sand is EVERYWHERE. (She is 1,5 years old now) So here is what happens. I put in her under the shower, undress and join her while she sits down to play with her toys. At this point she noticed that daddy is different then mommy and ofc starts to point and wants to grab it. [rolleyes] Toys are more interesting however and she returns her attention to those. After that i turn of the shower and wrap her in a towel. Since i dont want to get cold, i quickly dry myself and move her to her room. There i dry and dress her only to realize i forgot myself and am standing there.. natural  And ofc the curtains of her room arent closed... So a half naked child being hold by a naked man.. How fast would you call the police if you saw that [help] Safe to say i quickly closed the curtains and after dressing her i got a robe on quickly. Strange how quickly you kinda forget about the rest when your focused on your child. |
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03-09-2010, 05:59 AM
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03-09-2010, 06:02 AM
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03-09-2010, 06:14 AM
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03-09-2010, 06:47 AM
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Just thought about something while i was putting my little girl under the shower. |
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03-09-2010, 06:56 AM
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Keep talkin.....just.......need.....a......little...... .more.........
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04-08-2010, 07:00 AM
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oh i can not wait for the earthatgates screen caps of this thread later.
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04-08-2010, 07:52 AM
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This is a story that just shouldn't be told on the internet, if you didn't get into trouble by your neighbours dobbing you into the police, then you're now going to get in to trouble here.
Good luck. [surrender] |
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04-08-2010, 08:12 AM
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04-08-2010, 09:01 AM
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04-08-2010, 01:01 PM
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[rolleyes] The problem is that we have gotten to a point that even with something like that ppl go nuts. Reminds me of a site where someone made a photo shoot about childhood fears. And used his niece to show the monster under the bed setup.
She was wearing nightwear and comments on the photo started to get out off hand and basically ended up calling the photographer a pedophile. For me, just thought it was a funny situation. And if you make more of it.. well.. check a mirror
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04-08-2010, 01:10 PM
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As a dad i know what you mean.
I shower with my son rather often and well, just last week i brought my kid to kindergarten and what was the first thing my son said to the Kindergarten teacher ? "My daddy has a big peepee" I went  , the Kindergarden teacher (female) went Having that said my wife brings him to Kindergarten now
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04-08-2010, 01:53 PM
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I call BS on most of the list
* #133 The World Cup----noooooo * #132 Picking Their Own Fruit-----um, sure * #131 Conan O’Brien------meh * #130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers---no to wayfarers, but I like my Ray Bans * #129 Banksy-----what? * #128 Camping----used to like it * #127 Where the Wild Things Are-----no * #126 Vespa Scooters-----no * #125 Bob Marley----yes * #124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy----who? * #123 Mad Men----I am angry fairly often * #122 Moleskine Notebooks-----no * #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos---- yes, just not on me * #120 Taking a Year Off----I would be bored to tears * #119 Sea Salt---um, I like salt? * #118 Ugly Sweater Parties----wtf? * #117 Political Prisoners-----I could care less * #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore----I don't think so? * #115 Promising to Learn a New Language-----I would like to, but likely never will * #114 America-----love it * #113 Halloween----hate it * #112 Hummus---gross * #111 Pea Coats---wtf? * #110 Frisbee Sports-----so stupid * #109 The Onion---this is funny * #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music---- I do enjoy some classical * #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References-----no * #106 Facebook----helped me find someone form a very long time ago * #105 Unpaid Internships-----no idea, been working solid since 16 * #104 Girls with Bangs-----I just like women, whatever the hair * #103 Sweaters------no * #102 Children’s Games as Adults----too broad a term * #101 Being Offended-----I don't care * #100 Bumper Stickers-----they don't look good on my truck * #99 Grammar-----I do like to be correct when possible * #98 The Ivy League----they can eat me * #97 Scarves-----no * #96 New Balance Shoes----no * #95 Rugby-----sweaty men rolling around together? nothx * #94 Free Healthcare-----I have good insurance * #93 Music Piracy----  * #92 Book Deals-----wtf? * #91 San Francisco-----lol * #90 Dinner Parties-----jeezus, no * #89 St. Patrick’s Day-----yes * #88 Having Gay Friends-----don't know any confirmed ones * #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes-----wtf? * #86 Shorts-----rarely wear them * #85 The Wire-----Don't know what this is * #84 T-Shirts-----I have many * #83 Bad Memories of High School-----I don't like my bad memories * #82 Hating Corporations-----everyone wants to make $ * #81 Graduate School------only High School for me * #80 The Idea of Soccer-----f*ck soccer * #79 Modern Furniture-----no * #78 Multilingual Children------its a good thing to know more than one language * #77 Musical Comedy------hell no * #76 Bottles of Water---it does keep me hydrated * #75 Threatening to Move to Canada-----never been there, no idea * #74 Oscar Parties-----I can't stand Hollywood * #73 Gentrification------this is a terrible practice * #72 Study Abroad------does a hooker in Mexico count? * #71 Being the only white person around-----this makes me uncomfortable * #70 Difficult Breakups------breaking up is hard to do * #69 Mos Def------no * #68 Michel Gondry------don't know who this is * #67 Standing Still at Concerts---have not been to a concert in years * #66 Divorce-----no comment * #65 Co-Ed Sports-----I like women, so sure * #64 Recycling---I do this, my wife makes me * #63 Expensive Sandwiches-----I prefer to make my own * #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People-----they need to get a job * #61 Bicycles-----I own one, never rode it more than 100 ft * #60 Toyota Prius------I drive a gas hog pickup, but it's black! * #59 Natural Medicine-----I like narcotics * #58 Japan------no * #57 Juno-------no * #56 Lawyers----god no * #55 Apologies------people can bit me * #54 Kitchen Gadgets-----no * #53 Dogs----don't like dogs anymore * #52 Sarah Silverman-----ugly * #51 Living by the Water----I can't swim * #50 Irony-----I find it amusing * #49 Vintage-----cars, sometime * #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops-------no * #47 Arts Degrees-------no * #46 The Sunday New York Times------no * #45 Asian Fusion Food-----lolwut? * #44 Public Radio------no * #43 Plays----no * #42 Sushi-------*pukes* * #41 Indie Music-----indifferent * #40 Apple Products-----apples are good * #39 Netflix---------no * #38 Arrested Development-----no * #37 Renovations-----I like to fix things * #36 Breakfast Places-----I like breakfast * #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report----it's ok, not a regular watcher * #34 Architecture-----this is interesting * #33 Marijuana------like it when I was young and stupid * #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism------meat or nothing * #31 Snowboarding-------don't care for it, never tried it * #30 Wrigley Field-----been there once, it's cool * #29 80s Night----80's sicken me * #28 Not having a TV-----I rarely watch TV * #27 Marathons------that's exercise, so no * #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)-----indifferent * #25 David Sedaris----don't know who this is * #24 Wine------no * #23 Microbreweries-----I love beer * #22 Having Two Last Names-----this annoys me * #21 Writers Workshops-----not interested * #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture-----not an expert on any culture * #19 Traveling------i like this * #18 Awareness-------I am aware I am alive * #17 Hating their Parents-----love them * #16 Gifted Children---------no * #15 Yoga----no * #14 Having Black Friends------I am a diesel mech, no black people to be friends with * #13 Tea------marginally * #12 Non-Profit Organizations-----indifferent * #11 Asian Girls-----some of them, yes * #10 Wes Anderson Movies------don't know who he is * #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside-----doesn't make sense to me * #8 Barack Obama------indifferent * #7 Diversity------indifferent * #6 Organic Food---------no * #5 Farmer’s Markets-------no * #4 Assists-------no * #3 Film Festivals------no * #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to-------no religion for me * #1 Coffee-----yes |
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04-08-2010, 06:53 PM
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I call BS on most of the list Regarding the topic, I can understand what the thread starter meant. However, my spouse usually takes the kids from the shower not me. |
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04-08-2010, 07:27 PM
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As a dad i know what you mean. Yes I'm sure after that incident the wife very much is making sure you stay away from that Kindergarten teacher. 
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04-08-2010, 09:13 PM
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 Hey guys, what's going on in here? I see... would you take a seat over there please? |
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04-08-2010, 09:23 PM
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So here is what happens. I put in her under the shower, undress and join her while she sits down to play with her toys. At this point she noticed that daddy is different then mommy and ofc starts to point and wants to grab it. [rolleyes] Toys are more interesting however and she returns her attention to those. |
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04-08-2010, 10:44 PM
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Just why? Why, why, WHY would you want to post that on the interwebz??? And i like to share and having fun reading some replies [thumbup]
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04-08-2010, 11:04 PM
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Just why? Why, why, WHY would you want to post that on the interwebz??? |
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04-08-2010, 11:12 PM
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I think you need to get over it. |
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