[PyncGyncliacy]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...102plane1.html

I loled because I instantly thought of this:

Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

[ExelePlavisseu]

A true Fap-Master !!

He should have used the bathroom

[Slchtjgb]

Makes me think of Mallrats, "Well, did he cum, or what??"

[PyncGyncliacy]

From the report:

C.S.A (woman's intials) did not give him permission to expose his penis to her. No ****.

[SonicPs]

Makes me think of Mallrats, "Well, did he cum, or what??"

Jesus CHRIST, man. There are just some things that you do not talk about in public.

[Stivenslivakovishhhs]

Of course I just have to live in Denver. I swear this state has more crazy **** happen than any other, and not all of it is good

We were the site of Dead Rising
We were the site of some crappy zombie movie remake (can't remember the name, it had ving raymes and mina suvari in it)
We had columbine
and now we have a man jerking it in the lavatory of a plane

[Tamawaipsemek]

Of course I just have to live in Denver. I swear this state has more crazy **** happen than any other, and not all of it is good

We were the site of Dead Rising
We were the site of some crappy zombie movie remake (can't remember the name, it had ving raymes and mina suvari in it)
We had columbine
and now we have a man jerking it in the lavatory of a plane

He wasn't in the lavatory dude.