[EspanaCamsInfo]

The only people from Glasgow who find that a good night out are utter dickheads. Also you get dickheads like that all over the UK. Being from Glasgow doesn't affect things.

That was a joke. Do you remember those? Try looking in your pants for a reminder.

[pE71J5Sw]

Sorry about that, mate, I was trying to impress my mate's girlfriend

[ConoMadura]

That was a joke. Do you remember those? Try looking in your pants for a reminder.

Have you ever thought about doing Butlins? With patter like that you should apply. I could see you as a young budding Joe Pasquale.

[ConoMadura]

Also could you start putting the parts of your posts that are jokes in red. It would help us all out quite alot.

[Maphpseurse]

Also could you start putting the parts of your posts that are jokes in red. It would help us all out quite alot.

Or just not post at all.

[thargeagsaf]

I can feel the love. It must be Christmas.

[BruceQW]

IF the story is true then I'm with dangermoose. Good way to react. Walking away would have been stupid unless the guy had ten others with him.

I'd never start a fight, its just wrong and I havent come across a situation in which using your fists would have solved anything. But I've always answered violence with more violence. And I'd teach my children the same.

[EspanaCamsInfo]

Or just not post at all.

Maybe take a bit of your own advice? I don't think I have ever seen you contribute anything to...anything really.

[tofRobbroolve]

IF the story is true then I'm with dangermoose. Good way to react. Walking away would have been stupid unless the guy had ten others with him.

I'd never start a fight, its just wrong and I havent come across a situation in which using your fists would have solved anything. But I've always answered violence with more violence. And I'd teach my children the same.

I was taught not to start a fight (though I have provoked one on occasion, TBH) but to make sure I finished it! Almost always I've been able to walk away but sometimes you can't.
Thing with bullies looking for a bit of bother is that if you leave them, they'll go looking for it somewhere else and that person may be badly hurt so, IMO, sometimes the right thing overall may be to take them out as hard as you can - especially if they're bigger than you!
Violence is bad, even when you win you can lose - I've broken my hand three times, IIRC, in disputes, so I really try and avoid them now and getting old doesn't improve my odds.

[EspanaCamsInfo]

I'm betting the moosemiester is a bit feisty n punchy when been on the loopy Juice

could be wrong though[yes]

I really am not. I have never seen the point of spending £100 on a night out just to get in a fight at the end of it. The trouble is that in the UK everyone drinks too much and a lot of people just can't handle the alcohol and want to give it the big I am.

[BruceQW]

I was taught not to start a fight (though I have provoked one on occasion, TBH) but to make sure I finished it! Almost always I've been able to walk away but sometimes you can't.
Thing with bullies looking for a bit of bother is that if you leave them, they'll go looking for it somewhere else and that person may be badly hurt so, IMO, sometimes the right thing overall may be to take them out as hard as you can - especially if they're bigger than you!
Violence is bad, even when you win you can lose - I've broken my hand three times, IIRC, in disputes, so I really try and avoid them now and getting old doesn't improve my odds.

One time I was out with my gf, we were standing in front of a club and were talking to each other. Some idiot came closer and started to insult me for no reason. So I answered "f**k off" which resulted with a fist in my face. The whole thing ended with me smashing his head into a window over and over again until my gf pulled me away. To this day I hope he got some serious injuries from it, but I dont know, just saw him running around some time later that evening. I wasnt looking too good either after the fight, some hits hurt like hell even a week after, but I dont regret it.

So am I a bad person? I dont know, but when I see guys starting a fight for no reason I get really angry, especially when the victim is smaller and weaker than the bully.

[soajerwaradaY]

I got into a fight with a T-Rex once, I totally ****ed him up because he was gonna eat me.

tru stry bro!

[tofRobbroolve]

I really am not. I have never seen the point of spending £100 on a night out just to get in a fight at the end of it. The trouble is that in the UK everyone drinks too much and a lot of people just can't handle the alcohol and want to give it the big I am.

Got the same thing down here - drunken yobs looking for trouble!
Many years ago the bars used to close at 6pm here, so blokes would go directly to the bars after work and drink as much as they could before going home (and often beating up the wives). Later, in the sixties, hours were extended but that drinking attitude continued and still does - except the bars can be open all night - so kids get sh*t faced on cheap grog as they're usually well paid and when they hit the streets they're often looking for trouble.
Doesn't help that bottle stores (off licences) are springing up everywhere - especially in the more depressed areas - and are competing for selling cheap spirits and beers. So they get drunk even before hitting the bars and clubs.

Fortunately, the Politicians have finally got the idea that most people are sick of it and are actually starting to do something about clearing out the drunks! I'm all for people going out and having a few drinks and a good time but not what some yobs get up to.

Even when I was drinking a fair bit (usual tipple was a litre of Baileys, as it was a nice mellow drunk that didn't hit hard), I never could see the point in spending a load of hard earned money on getting so drunk I couldn't remember what I was doing, possible getting hurt, waking up God knows where and having to find my way home as I'd spent/lost all my money.

[tofRobbroolve]

I got into a fight with a T-Rex once, I totally ****ed him up because he was gonna eat me.

tru stry bro!

Shoulda knocked it's teeth in - that would've fixed it! They don't have a dental plan so it wouldn't be able to bite you again [thumbup]

[soajerwaradaY]

Shoulda knocked it's teeth in - that would've fixed it! They don't have a dental plan so it wouldn't be able to bite you again [thumbup]

He would be able to give great blow jobs tho. Do you really want that?

[tofRobbroolve]

He would be able to give great blow jobs tho. Do you really want that?

Not sure it would have been able to open it's mouth far enough

Hey, it was a female, wasn't it? I'm straight, you know [shocked]

[swissloveone]

This thread is hilarious.

Did you end up getting a black eye when you woke?

[EspanaCamsInfo]

This thread is hilarious.

Did you end up getting a black eye when you woke?

It's not as bad as I thought it would be (yet), I've just got some bruising. I can't remember very well but the last time I got a black eye (playing rugby at high school all those millions of years ago) it took a couple of days to really shine.

[Cyzkrahu]

Its simple... don't talk sh*t, wont get knocked out. talk sh*t get knocked out...

Don't be an a**hole or an instigator... but i've learned not to let anyone walk over me, and when you ignore them, that doesn't work either.


Oh, and grow facial hair, a beard always helps[rofl][yes]

[swissloveone]

Its simple... don't talk sh*t, wont get knocked out. talk sh*t get knocked out...

Don't be an a**hole or an instigator... but i've learned not to let anyone walk over me, and when you ignore them, that doesn't work either.


Oh, and grow facial hair, a beard always helps[rofl][yes]

/facepalm

I know his location indicated that he is from the USA, but, we are not all like that.

I would like to apologize on his behalf.