fat b*stard!
 

Staff night out tonight. Some fat c*nt starting giving me grief when I was having a smoke outside. He was about 9 times the size of me to be fair so I tapped him before he could knock me out. I gave him a pretty solid punch but it was like hitting a brick wall. Luckily my mates from work came outside at that point, and being from Glasgow, their idea of a good night out is busting the f*ck out of someone. Pain in the arse though. Why would someone massively bigger than you start a fight just for the sake of it? Anyway, bottom line is the fat f*ck got a smack in back before my mates dropped him and now I am going to have a massive black eye in the morning for a presentation I am doing, which is really unprofessional!

Way to go moron. Walking away is never an option in your world eh?

This story is about as true as me having a big ****.

F*ck off you muppet. I always walk away from a fight if I can. This fat plank was with his "mates girlfriend" and was looking for a fight the entire time I was out there. My crime was to use the same ashtray as he did. I thought he was a bit thick, but you're even more of a numpty for thinking I would go outside and start a fight with someone a lot bigger than me. Plus you can't read....the future looks good for you.

right you.... out side now !!!

I forgot to say, there was a gun involved. More believable? If I was making it up do you really think I'd have said he decked me? I've just realised, you'd have had to think past the words gun and puberty to work that out so I understand why you struggled.

I'd like to say yes, but I've lost enough battles tonight http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/blink1.gif

I don't see what I missed. You said:
to be fair so I tapped him before he could knock me out You hit him first now? Couldn't have you just walked away instead? How do you know he wasn't trying to just act big and bad? You don't because your a moron. What you did is assault him. Way to justify a crime dips*(t.

If you're stupid enough not to know when someone is about to hit you then you should stay away from public spaces.

mmmkay
[rolleyes]

Nobody fights one on one anymore. Back in the day, two people would duke it out in the parking lot, then grab a beer afterwards. Now winning involves ganging up on one person, which to me is chickenshit. If a guy is bigger than you, I'd suggest some alternatives.

Let me see a picture of the black eye.

BTW, I know there is more to the story. You are a bit aggressive at times, I assume that you were "taking a piss" with him or something.

I'm betting the moosemiester is a bit feisty n punchy when been on the loopy Juice

could be wrong though[yes]

I'm going to assume the loopy juice is like spanish fly?
[rofl]

ITT:

srs bsns and INTERNET TOUGH GUY

haha the OP is a douche. [rofl]

samefag as OP
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Murci?lago

You and the guy around here that lives in Colorado and wants to kill people in South America should hang.

The only people from Glasgow who find that a good night out are utter dickheads. Also you get dickheads like that all over the UK. Being from Glasgow doesn't affect things.