[tevyrefficy]

OK, list your funniest "could I get fired for this" moment at work... don't make anything up, it's never as funny.

A long time ago at one of my first jobs in London, I went back to the office after a long night of drinking to pick up my laptop. I think the elevator made me sick, and I barfed... into the drawer of a nearby desk.

I remember coming in the next day and seeing the woman who worked at that desk sitting at a different desk telling her husband that someone had puked in her drawer. If I wasn't so hung over that morning, I'd probably have pissed myself laughing.